Get this.
As you may know my wallet was stolen. Every peice of ID I owned was in that fucking wallet. My birth certificate, my health card, 2 visas, my SIN card even my fucking birth control!
This happened about 2 weeks ago.
I noticed my card was missing on January 17 th and reported it and can cancelled it immediately. I spoke to my bank a few days later to get a new one and a rep asked me when the last time I used it was.
Someone had apparantly tried to use my Visa for $70 on the Tuesday January 19th at a go kart place.
I get my statement today and I see that they didnt just try to take out $70 they SUCCESSFULLY withdrew $70 from my visa AND they used it again for $50 at the same place.
So tell me this? WHY THE FUCK was some stupid fucking punk able to take out $120 from my visa successfully 2 days after I called and reported it stolen??
SECURITY FAIL!
And now, they must investigate that it wasn't me who used it. Regardless of the fact that I reported it stolen and CANCELLED it 2 days prior. This will take over a month to investigate.
My new job ( which is going pretty good by the way) pays staff monthly. And because of the time that I was hired. Ive been waiting 6 fucking weeks to get money. I have had NO I mean NOOOOOOO income for 6 weeks. I am almost 2 weeks behind ni rent and I dont get to eat much lately. I was kind of relying on that little bit of money in my visa to eat.
So this blog goes out to the pimply face little fuck that has my shit.
Dear little bitch,
I hope you had fun go karting with my money. I also hope that your go kart ran off the track straight into the nearest coniferous tree and broke your face open.
I hope that your punk ass friends that accompanied you, shoot each other in the face, or have rough buttsecks and develop and anal eating viral disease that eats them from the rectum in.
I hope that your girlfriends hair starts falling out and she trips and breaks all her teeth. And then fucks one of your friends and gets that anal eating viral disease too.
I like to imagine that youll have pre-pubescent acne for your entire adult life. That you develop flamingo knees and become very pear shaped. No woman will ever touch you. And probably no man either.
You will have to resort to dipping it in a bucket of Kentucky Fried Chicken to feel some warmth on your junk for the first time since you stole my wallet.
Burn in hell.
Love,
Tenaciouss
Hope things are going better since the last time we heard from you here.
i hope karma bitch slaps that motherfucker.