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rapaddict40:
This set is awesome!
heartbaker:
Me, you and Boobzilla should do a set like that
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mrsdriftwood:
Best. Photo. Summary. EVARR. Shit son, I need to party with you kids.
stinab:
You guys look like you had a blast!! Soo adorable!
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scrap:
10km stink stench trail - - love it. Fuckin High Larious
pixiebumm__:
Topless cutsie-hat boobie parties for all!
I'll bring the hats, you bring the...well, you get it
I'll bring the hats, you bring the...well, you get it
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afroshean:
That was great! "Your theories intrigue me. I'd like to subscribe to your newsletter."
charlot:
Its true Booty Shorts in the winter on the bus with their KIDS! 
Im in a rage.
Get this.
As you may know my wallet was stolen. Every peice of ID I owned was in that fucking wallet. My birth certificate, my health card, 2 visas, my SIN card even my fucking birth control!
This happened about 2 weeks ago.
I noticed my card was missing on January 17 th and reported it and can cancelled it immediately....
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Get this.
As you may know my wallet was stolen. Every peice of ID I owned was in that fucking wallet. My birth certificate, my health card, 2 visas, my SIN card even my fucking birth control!
This happened about 2 weeks ago.
I noticed my card was missing on January 17 th and reported it and can cancelled it immediately....
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ojaeflo:
Hey, hon.
Hope things are going better since the last time we heard from you here.
Hope things are going better since the last time we heard from you here.
littlemermaid:
AHH you like it?!
i hope karma bitch slaps that motherfucker.
i hope karma bitch slaps that motherfucker.
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littlemermaid:
ill submit my application promptly!
how are you darling?
how are you darling?
weasley:
pretty girl and a cute kitty! 
love, love, loooove!
love, love, loooove!
Hello hello!
Im a little happier today lol
My boss told me today that he wants to give me a raise in 3 months. I just started !
Apparantly Im the shit. pff
He is also paying for me to get certified and I start that program on Monday.
Pretty sweet.
Also,
I am trying to sell some paintings. I already have some people requesting...
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Im a little happier today lol
My boss told me today that he wants to give me a raise in 3 months. I just started !
Apparantly Im the shit. pff
He is also paying for me to get certified and I start that program on Monday.
Pretty sweet.
Also,
I am trying to sell some paintings. I already have some people requesting...
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nacho1:
Hell yeah!!!
I am PISSED!
So I lost my wallet ( I think in a cab)
with every peice of ID I own including birth certificate, SIN card, 2 visas, debit card, health card... Everything.
Even my birth control was in there.
And it was a sweet wallet overall.
So today, after hoping I just lost it and some good samaritan would find it and toss it...
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So I lost my wallet ( I think in a cab)
with every peice of ID I own including birth certificate, SIN card, 2 visas, debit card, health card... Everything.
Even my birth control was in there.
And it was a sweet wallet overall.
So today, after hoping I just lost it and some good samaritan would find it and toss it...
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satire_:
That is terrible sweetie... I hope they will give your money back for the account! Did you try calling? *hugs*
aandp:
Go Karting?!?
HAHAHA Hilarious.
Ive lost my wallet before babe so I feel your pain.
What a douche.
Karma will get them.
And you shoudl contact SG re: the acct.
<3
HAHAHA Hilarious.
Ive lost my wallet before babe so I feel your pain.
What a douche.
Karma will get them.
And you shoudl contact SG re: the acct.
<3
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brompton:
Hahaha I want that dog top!!!!!!!!!
And your smernoff bottles aren't round like ours!
I might think about asking for a painting my dear, depending on how much dosh I get paid later on, because damn I love the ones you do
And your smernoff bottles aren't round like ours!
I might think about asking for a painting my dear, depending on how much dosh I get paid later on, because damn I love the ones you do
charlot:
i love the dog sweatshirt!!!!!!!
I have no idea what to say here. So I will say.
Have you seen this gem?
or heard about the Miley Cyrus fail? Apparantly for a performance on the Today Show , Miley Cyrus's mic tech fucked up and somehow after an interview he forgot to turn the mic off. And what the mic tech heard ( that Miley figured noone else would ever...
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Have you seen this gem?
or heard about the Miley Cyrus fail? Apparantly for a performance on the Today Show , Miley Cyrus's mic tech fucked up and somehow after an interview he forgot to turn the mic off. And what the mic tech heard ( that Miley figured noone else would ever...
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faye:
Bahahahahahahahaha
Ok - so I know you don't know my gays James and Lee (who are a couple) so this may not end up being funny but I'm gonna give it a go anyways.
So, we had a Christmas party at their new office over the holiday - at which all of us got COMPLETELY wrecked, we all slept at the office and Lee and I came home the next day. James stayed there to sleep off his Patron induced semi coma.
So Lee and I come home, feelin oh so gross, make food and turn on the TV. We end up watching The Fugitive cause neither of us had seen it - that fucker is like 3 hours long and EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK they played the Slap Chop. Hahahahahahaha which is so amazing, we laughed every single time and can pretty much recite it word for word.
Anyways - we made the HUGEST deal about it and James ended up giving Lee one for Christmas.
The other day they are laying in bed - the commercial comes on again. Of course - Lee is like "I have an exciting life cause I have a Slap Chop" and James answered back something about yea right, I bet you don't even know where that thing is right now....Lee reaches over to his night stand grabs it and is like "Actually it's right here"
HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I guess he was still unpacking from going to his moms house and left it there - but it was just the most perfect thing ever for the convo.
Anyways - again sorry if that's not funny because you don't know either of them.
Have you started your new gig yet? I saw on FB something about you assisting with botox or some shit - SCARY!
Hope you're doing well lovely!
xoxo
Bahahahahahahahaha
Ok - so I know you don't know my gays James and Lee (who are a couple) so this may not end up being funny but I'm gonna give it a go anyways.
So, we had a Christmas party at their new office over the holiday - at which all of us got COMPLETELY wrecked, we all slept at the office and Lee and I came home the next day. James stayed there to sleep off his Patron induced semi coma.
So Lee and I come home, feelin oh so gross, make food and turn on the TV. We end up watching The Fugitive cause neither of us had seen it - that fucker is like 3 hours long and EVERY SINGLE COMMERCIAL BREAK they played the Slap Chop. Hahahahahahaha which is so amazing, we laughed every single time and can pretty much recite it word for word.
Anyways - we made the HUGEST deal about it and James ended up giving Lee one for Christmas.
The other day they are laying in bed - the commercial comes on again. Of course - Lee is like "I have an exciting life cause I have a Slap Chop" and James answered back something about yea right, I bet you don't even know where that thing is right now....Lee reaches over to his night stand grabs it and is like "Actually it's right here"
HILARIOUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
I guess he was still unpacking from going to his moms house and left it there - but it was just the most perfect thing ever for the convo.
Anyways - again sorry if that's not funny because you don't know either of them.
Have you started your new gig yet? I saw on FB something about you assisting with botox or some shit - SCARY!
Hope you're doing well lovely!
xoxo
lego_:
Haha... I loved the Slap Chop one... so much that I kinda want to get a Slap Chop now! haha
The Miley Cirus thing is pretty fake-- I could believe she was having trouble hearing herself, but no one seems to be having trouble dancing in time with it and there's no reason to randomly start screeching as she gets on stage.. Not believing that one.
Autotune the news is genius... I love the Hilary Clinton Pirates one
The Miley Cirus thing is pretty fake-- I could believe she was having trouble hearing herself, but no one seems to be having trouble dancing in time with it and there's no reason to randomly start screeching as she gets on stage.. Not believing that one.
Autotune the news is genius... I love the Hilary Clinton Pirates one
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missybecca:
awww my condolences sweetie!
Hello Everyone!
Im two days into my new job and I think Im digging it!
I went into it thinking I've done this for 6 years! I know everything!
umm . No.
The is an Ophthalmologist office. I've only ever worked in optometrist clinics.
Now may I clear this up for anyone who is not sure of the differences.
If I need an eye exam,...
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Im two days into my new job and I think Im digging it!
I went into it thinking I've done this for 6 years! I know everything!
umm . No.
The is an Ophthalmologist office. I've only ever worked in optometrist clinics.
Now may I clear this up for anyone who is not sure of the differences.
If I need an eye exam,...
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mrsdriftwood:
Holy Christ I need some of that shit. Stat. I wear fakes every day of my effing life, it makes me feel so high maintenance. Probably because I am.. damnit! BUT radical as far as your new job goes! You are the rockstar of wrinkle-free foreheads and flirty eyes! Haha.
When am I gonna meet you, you fine fine woman?!
xo
When am I gonna meet you, you fine fine woman?!
xo
lucygrey:
Thank you so much, beautiful!