harper's weekly review 5/8
highlights:
"Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas said that the day Roe v. Wade was repealed would be 'a glorious day of human liberty and freedom" and that the current tax system "ought to be taken behind a barn and killed with a dull ax'."
"Scottish scientists were developing a pill that will simultaneously boost women's sex drive and decrease their weight. When the pill was given to monkeys, said the scientists, females displayed their feelings via 'rump presentation and tail wagging' and males through tongue-flicking and eyebrow-raising."
"A 68-year-old grandmother in England was the runner-up for "txt laureate" for writing a love poem to her husband. "O hart tht sorz," she wrote, 'My luv adorz, He mAks me liv, He mAks me giv, Myslf 2 him, As my luv porz.'"
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in geo news, i have just now discovered vitamin water. it's delicious, but better for me than soda.... right? right? oh tell me it is!
i also got perfume, from hot topic. yes. i am THAT fucking cool. COOL! best descriptive word ever. the perfume makes me smell like yummy baked goods.
i look forward to this weekend. prom is generally a fun and festive time, though i gotta say... i don't think i would travel elsewhere for it. i like that it's only a 12 dollar cab ride away.
prom always makes me miss kat, babybeezer. we joined sg together... went to our first event together.... which ended up with the staff giving the sg's a talking to about how they should act at events.
it's where i met a number of people i still call my friends today, both on and outside sg. memories, sweet memories! (and makes me feel nice and old that i have been a part of sg for... 4.5 years. damn.)
highlights:
"Senator Sam Brownback of Kansas said that the day Roe v. Wade was repealed would be 'a glorious day of human liberty and freedom" and that the current tax system "ought to be taken behind a barn and killed with a dull ax'."
"Scottish scientists were developing a pill that will simultaneously boost women's sex drive and decrease their weight. When the pill was given to monkeys, said the scientists, females displayed their feelings via 'rump presentation and tail wagging' and males through tongue-flicking and eyebrow-raising."
"A 68-year-old grandmother in England was the runner-up for "txt laureate" for writing a love poem to her husband. "O hart tht sorz," she wrote, 'My luv adorz, He mAks me liv, He mAks me giv, Myslf 2 him, As my luv porz.'"
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in geo news, i have just now discovered vitamin water. it's delicious, but better for me than soda.... right? right? oh tell me it is!
i also got perfume, from hot topic. yes. i am THAT fucking cool. COOL! best descriptive word ever. the perfume makes me smell like yummy baked goods.
i look forward to this weekend. prom is generally a fun and festive time, though i gotta say... i don't think i would travel elsewhere for it. i like that it's only a 12 dollar cab ride away.
prom always makes me miss kat, babybeezer. we joined sg together... went to our first event together.... which ended up with the staff giving the sg's a talking to about how they should act at events.
it's where i met a number of people i still call my friends today, both on and outside sg. memories, sweet memories! (and makes me feel nice and old that i have been a part of sg for... 4.5 years. damn.)VIEW 11 of 11 COMMENTS
truthwhore:
It was great to see you again. Looks like some of the photos of us actually turned out alright (surprisingly?). Looking forward to hanging out with you guys more. Is it the 24th? Should I bring some cards? (I don't have Uno, unfortunately.)
subrosa:
It was really nice to meet you.