giddyiguana

Yes, ladies and gentlemen: I am the original April Fool! Among this year's highlights:

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Hardee's drive-thru attendant: Hi, Welcome to Hardee's. May I take your order?

Me (As "Macho Man" Randy Savage): Ooh, yeeah!

Hardee's: Excuse me?

Me: That new burger with the mushrooms and swiss cheese looks mighty tasty! The Macho Man wants to snap into it!

Hardee's: You mean the Mushroom and...
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Well, I was worried for nothing. I guess I just take really good notes!

Yeah, that sociology exam I was so worried about turned out to be a complete paper tiger. I just got on campus early today and read through my class notes four or five times before the exams were handed out, and let me tell ya, I kicked ASS on that thing!...
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Wow, where has my day gone?

It's 11:07, and I've accomplished nothing today. NOTHING. I've been sitting here talking to friends and watching TV...that's it. I've got an exam tomorrow in sociology that I haven't even studied for...I don't know how I'm going to pull THIS off.

I guess I had too much fun at the Strobel Tire oyster roast last night in Summerville. Went...
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Yeah, I know I suck. It's FRIDAY, and I haven't updated this thing since Sunday night. Well, between work, school, family nonsense, my friends' crisis-filled existences, and plain old lack of inspiration, I've neither had the time nor the material to sit down and actually write out another update.

So, here instead are a list of briefs (No, you can't wear these...besides, I wear boxers.)...
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I love debates like this. Who said I don't belong in politics?

Butterfly girl says:
HA HA....Britney hurt her knee again

What's underwear? says:
Well, when you suck that much dick, knee problems are inevitable

Butterfly girl says:
can't stand her.....she nows admits to having sex with Justin Timberlake......like we didn't all know that

What's underwear? says:


Butterfly girl says:
God knows we know Christina...
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Only at Strobel Tire can you get a written warningFOR DOING YOUR JOB.

So this guy calls the store this morning. I answer the phone. He asks for a price on two tires. I write up a quote for him. Hes happy with it, so a few minutes later he comes in the store and ASKS FOR ME. So, I write a work order for...
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Finally!

A good old-fashioned anti-Bush protest that's well within driving distance of Barnwell. Man, it's been too long...I went to a few anti-war demonstrations around Charleston last year and joined the University of South Carolina's "counter-graduation" in Columbia when Bush spoke at the official ceremony, but, wow. A G-8 Summit? On the Georgia coast, just 45 minutes away from Hilton Head Island??? So all the...
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It's official...iTunes rules.

Yes, I'll admit, I've been suckered in by Pepsi's iTunes promotion. All the soda I usually drink during the course of the day has all been replaced with Pepsi. Regular Pepsi in the twenty-ounce bottles, of course...all because of the one-in-three chance of getting one of those free songs. What can I say? Caffeine is gooooood! I've gotten ten of them so...
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Well, it finally happened...Mary is in jail.

I must clarify: I mean Montreal Mary (alternately known as Hilton Head Mary, Greek Mary, and The Ninth Wonder of the World.) Greenville Mary, on the other hand, is still stuck in the same unenviable position as me; i.e., pathetically single, flat broke, miserable job, living with her mom, and trying desperately to get back into school. (Yes,...
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Ok, then, well here's the story.

I know I've mentioned my iguanas Bud and Jinx numerous times before. What can I say? They've both been significant parts of my life for nearly four years now. They were both 'rescues' from previous owners who had no idea how to care for them properly (I'm Jinx's third owner and at least Bud's second), and as a result...
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