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giddyiguana

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Okay, I have to update while I still have this weird-ass dream fresh on my mind....

In this dream, I am taking Gina (and my iguana Jinx, of course) home to meet my parents.

(Which is the first clue that this is a dream sequence. Granted, my parents are pretty open-minded for white conservative Southern Baptists in their early 70s. I've dated Hispanics, Asians, Jews, and even an Iranian once, and they were fine with all of them. But...how should I put this? If there's a chance that my ancestors owned hers, then Houston, we have a problem. Plus, they've never been particularly fond of my iguanas, either.)

So we get to Barnwell. And lo and behold, Yuliya is living there with my parents, and apparently has been for a while.

(Second clue this is a dream sequence. What are the odds that your ex-girlfriend could be living with your parents in real life, and have everyone involved be okay with the situation?)

But anyways, back to the dream. I leave Jinx in the house and start showing Gina around my back yard. We find my old iguana Bud sitting on the fence separating our yard from our neighbour's.

(Bud, it should be noted here, was an absolutely beautiful iguana. He was large, healthy, mostly orange in colour, and sociable around people...but had a hell of a mean streak when it came to other iguanas. He used to attack Jinx viciously on a pretty regular basis when I kept them together. Seeing as I had neither the space or the resources to maintain two separate iguana enclosures, I wound up giving Bud away to a guy in Williston who owned a farm and had kept iguanas before.)

So I go up to Bud and pet him on his head. He seems genuinely happy to see me (you know, by iguana standards, at least.) I check him out and he seems to still be healthy and happy, so I leave him there on the fence and go on about my business.

Gina has to go in the house for some reason. She goes in and a short time later Yuliya comes out to join me. I haven't seen her for a while, so we walk around to the front yard to catch up with each other.

At which point she drops a bombshell: she's sorry things ended the way they did, she realizes that breaking up with me was a huge mistake, she misses me terribly, and she wants more than anything for us to get back together. Then she grabs me and starts kissing me. (It's a damn good kiss, too...Yuliya was never deficient in that department.) I don't want to stop, but now I'm getting paranoid that Gina is going to look out the window any minute and see us out there. So I talk Yuliya into going into the neighbour's back yard so we can keep "talking."

(Again, a note of explanation...our neighbour has a HUGE fenced-in back yard. It's full of trees, bushes, scuppernong vines, various storage sheds, and a very steep hill on the back side of the property...lots of fun places to go where no one from either house can see you. I used to have a LOT of fun in my neighbour's yard when I was growing up. wink )

But in this "dream world", all the bushes and vines are gone and the rest of the yard is in disrepair. We keep checking all my old hiding places in the yard, and they're all either gone or full of spiders, making them useless for what I'm trying to do.

But then I check inside the old pump house. Lo and behold, my original iguana Ziggy is hiding in there.

(Ziggy, I must say, was the coolest lizard I ever owned. Ziggy was this cool iridescent green-and-blue color and had the most easygoing attitude of any iguana the world has ever seen. He disappeared in early 2001 under rather mysterious circumstances...I was never quite sure if he ran away, got killed, got lost somewhere, or was simply stolen...it happened when I wasn't at home. Regardless, I still miss that lizard. I hope he's happy wherever he is...)

Anyways, I'm overjoyed to have found Ziggy, even if he isn't in the best of shape. He's malnourished, sick, and missing half his tail, but at least he's still alive. So I grab him and Yuliya and I run back to my house.

When I get in the house, Mom, Dad, and Gina are sitting in the living room talking. (Strange, I think...the "living room" is one of the two rooms in the house that we NEVER USE.) I tell my parents who I found in the neighbour's yard, and they don't seem the least bit surprised. At which point, I get a little irritated with them...they knew where my iguana was all along and had never bothered to tell me?

I don't worry about it long, though...I've got my long-lost friend Ziggy to attend to. So Yuliya and I leave Gina and my parents in the living room and go into the kitchen to start looking for something to feed Ziggy. At this point I hear Bud start scratching at the back door, wanting to be let back in. Yuliya and I catch each other's eye, exchanging that "What do we do now?" look....

At which point I wake up.

Oh, boy, I could analyze the hell out of this one, but I trust my regular readers to figure this one out themselves. Enjoy...
surfbetty:
consider it analyzed...

Words like home: Center of being. Spiritual self. Shelter. Basic need fulfilled. Happiness within the family.

Words like white: People feel they can rely on you. You have an abundance of energy and vitality.

Words like ancestors: Inherited traits. Small illness to come. Fortune ahead.

Words like living: Central part of a house. Regarding something important within yourself.

Words like living: Central part of a house. Regarding something important within yourself.

Words like back: Changes in life. Family arguments. Approaching money.

Words like leave: Changes approaching. Cold feelings.

Words like house: Financial security. Happiness within the family. Honor and dignity. Being.

Words like back: Changes in life. Family arguments. Approaching money.

Words like yard: Enclosure. Residence. Need to be more aware of your personal space.

Words like old: Long time. Mature. Sensible. Former times. Something could be completed or ready to be replace.

Words like fence: Boundary. Separation. Where differences meet.

Words like yard: Enclosure. Residence. Need to be more aware of your personal space.

Words like orange: The color orange in dreams indicates passion in every aspect of your life.

Words like hell: Complete change of your circumstances. Spiritual agony. Lack of control. Torment.

Words like attack: Loss of love or security. Need for someone to care for you.

Words like space: Transcendence. Power. Timeless.S eeking for a spiritual experience.

Words like or: Restricted vision. Cloud. Screen .Looking to hide certain feelings.

Words like wound: Pain. Anger. Ready to heal from past damage.

Words like up: Feminine projection. Improved image. How do you want to be seeing in the outside world.

Words like up: Feminine projection. Improved image. How do you want to be seeing in the outside world.

Words like pet: Amusement. Companionship. Reevaluation of your object of affection.

Words like head: Intellect. Understanding. It denotes threatened misery and loss will be avoid by wise action.

Words like leave: Changes approaching. Cold feelings.

Words like fence: Boundary. Separation. Where differences meet.

Words like house: Financial security. Happiness within the family. Honor and dignity. Being.

Words like time: Irreversible. Continuity. Arrival or departure of feelings. Organizing your inner self.

Words like yard: Enclosure. Residence. Need to be more aware of your personal space.

Words like up: Feminine projection. Improved image. How do you want to be seeing in the outside world.

Words like up: Feminine projection. Improved image. How do you want to be seeing in the outside world.

Words like back: Changes in life. Family arguments. Approaching money.

Words like kissing: Affection. Joy. Coming success. Wish to be close to someone.

Words like window: Opening. Opportunity. Feelings of being watched.Need for privacy.

Words like back: Changes in life. Family arguments. Approaching money.

Words like yard: Enclosure. Residence. Need to be more aware of your personal space.

Words like back: Changes in life. Family arguments. Approaching money.

Words like yard: Enclosure. Residence. Need to be more aware of your personal space.

Words like hill: Easy achievement. Easy earnings. Financial gains.

Words like back: Changes in life. Family arguments. Approaching money.

Words like house: Financial security. Happiness within the family. Honor and dignity. Being.

Words like yard: Enclosure. Residence. Need to be more aware of your personal space.

Words like up: Feminine projection. Improved image. How do you want to be seeing in the outside world.

Words like : Unexplained. Secret. You are curious about something going on around you.

Words like yard: Enclosure. Residence. Need to be more aware of your personal space.

Words like old: Long time. Mature. Sensible. Former times. Something could be completed or ready to be replace.

Words like yard: Enclosure. Residence. Need to be more aware of your personal space.

Words like or: Restricted vision. Cloud. Screen .Looking to hide certain feelings.

Words like spiders: To dream of a spider, denotes you being careful and energetic in your labors and fortune will be amassed to pleasing proportions. Domestic happiness.

Words like old: Long time. Mature. Sensible. Former times. Something could be completed or ready to be replace.

Words like house: Financial security. Happiness within the family. Honor and dignity. Being.

Words like lizard: Enemies will cause you injury, but if in the dream you are killing a lizard means you will have a good reputation and will regain lost fortune.

Words like under: Covered. Restraint. Secrecy. You are loosing strength or power.

Words like lost: Out of control and direction. Lacking in confidence somewhere in your life.

Words like or: Restricted vision. Cloud. Screen .Looking to hide certain feelings.

Words like home: Center of being. Spiritual self. Shelter. Basic need fulfilled. Happiness within the family.

Words like lizard: Enemies will cause you injury, but if in the dream you are killing a lizard means you will have a good reputation and will regain lost fortune.

Words like sick: Upset. Unwell. Part of yourself is ready to be healed.

Words like back: Changes in life. Family arguments. Approaching money.

Words like house: Financial security. Happiness within the family. Honor and dignity. Being.

Words like living: Central part of a house. Regarding something important within yourself.

Words like room: Central part of a house. Regarding something important within yourself.

Words like talking: Conversation. Communication. Seeking for a way to express something.

Words like living: Central part of a house. Regarding something important within yourself.

Words like room: Central part of a house. Regarding something important within yourself.

Words like rooms: Central part of a house. Regarding something important within yourself.

Words like house: Financial security. Happiness within the family. Honor and dignity. Being.

Words like yard: Enclosure. Residence. Need to be more aware of your personal space.

Words like friend: Joy and consolation. Aspect of self ready for integration.

Words like leave: Changes approaching. Cold feelings.

Words like living: Central part of a house. Regarding something important within yourself.

Words like room: Central part of a house. Regarding something important within yourself.

Words like kitchen: Nourishment. Productivity. New developments in life.

Words like back: Changes in life. Family arguments. Approaching money.

Words like door: Access. Ready to enter or something to keep private. Happiness and long life.

Words like back: Changes in life. Family arguments. Approaching money.

Words like eye: Vision. Consciousness and clarity. You will have a pleasant and profitable business and a congenial companion.

Words like up: Feminine projection. Improved image. How do you want to be seeing in the outside world.


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