Oh, the fun (and trouble) you can get into online
So last night I stumbled across a website called anastasiaweb.com, which bills itself as The Fastest Way to Reach Thousands of Russian Ladies. In other words, its the last resort for the truly desperate: for Russian women willing to do whatever it takes to get the hell out of Russia and for Western men whod get no lovin otherwise.
Well, if the amount of time I spend on THIS website is any indicationit's obvious that I've gotten pretty desperate.
So, for shits and giggles, I decided to post a profile there, not really expecting any response. I spent a grand total of five minutes putting the thing together: I cut-and-pasted together the Who am I and what am I looking for responses from this website and from my profile on Yahoo personals, posted the same tired old pictures I always use
..and by this morning I already had 12 responses. All between the ages of 19 and 25, all from either Russia or the Ukraine. And its not just students, either: theres a lawyer, a manager, two bookkeepers, an actress, a designer, an ecologist, and an interpreter on that list too. And most are ridiculously hotfrom which I can only conclude that, damn, things must REALLY suck in the former Soviet Union.
Who knew it was that easy?
And why was I stressin so much over that one Russian woman I know here? Apparently all Id have to do is show up in the former Soviet Union and, as an American citizen, could have pretty much any woman I wanted. Hmm
Are you thinking what Im thinking? ROAD TRIP!
So last night I stumbled across a website called anastasiaweb.com, which bills itself as The Fastest Way to Reach Thousands of Russian Ladies. In other words, its the last resort for the truly desperate: for Russian women willing to do whatever it takes to get the hell out of Russia and for Western men whod get no lovin otherwise.
Well, if the amount of time I spend on THIS website is any indicationit's obvious that I've gotten pretty desperate.
So, for shits and giggles, I decided to post a profile there, not really expecting any response. I spent a grand total of five minutes putting the thing together: I cut-and-pasted together the Who am I and what am I looking for responses from this website and from my profile on Yahoo personals, posted the same tired old pictures I always use
..and by this morning I already had 12 responses. All between the ages of 19 and 25, all from either Russia or the Ukraine. And its not just students, either: theres a lawyer, a manager, two bookkeepers, an actress, a designer, an ecologist, and an interpreter on that list too. And most are ridiculously hotfrom which I can only conclude that, damn, things must REALLY suck in the former Soviet Union.
Who knew it was that easy?
And why was I stressin so much over that one Russian woman I know here? Apparently all Id have to do is show up in the former Soviet Union and, as an American citizen, could have pretty much any woman I wanted. Hmm
Are you thinking what Im thinking? ROAD TRIP!
drpirate:
Thanks for the B-day wishes. You'de be surprised if you go to Russia how dangerous it would be for you. The woman are not the problem, it's the men that hate all the foreign men that go there to steal the woman. 
Thanks for the B-day wishes. You'de be surprised if you go to Russia how dangerous it would be for you. The woman are not the problem, it's the men that hate all the foreign men that go there to steal the woman. 
andromeda:
Forget the road trip, have them come to you! Of course you can find lot's of women. 
You are super sweet!
Of course you can find lot's of women. You are super sweet!