Quick update:
...and on the fourth day, the electricity finally returned. Long after all the food in my refrigerator turned scary. Thanks, Duke Power...
I finally got my car fixed. Only cost me $405!
My cellphone got stolen at, of all places, the Spartanburg County Library. The idiot who stole it got nothing out of the deal: the camera hadn't worked on it in months (hence the lack of photo updates), and I had service to it turned off an hour and a half after it happened. Lesson to all you wannabe phone thieves out there: if you do manage to snag someone else's phone, DON'T ANSWER INCOMING CALLS AND GIVE YOUR NAME! So good for you, jerkwad. Now I've got to buy a new phone as soon as I get paid.
Christmas is finally over and done. This year I got a red jacket, a 1944 half-cent piece from the UK, a fifty-million-year-old fish fossil, a talking Jeff Foxworthy doll, a new black long-sleeved shirt, a gift card from Hops, a microwave oven, a DVD player, Frogger arcade game, $60, a blowjob, and a Stewie Griffin poster. You know, for all the bitching I do about this time of year, I always seem to make out like a bandit anyways.
And thanks to FigmentofaPearl, I'm now addicted to taking quizzes on the OKCupid website. The best result I've gotten so far was on the Politics Test:
You are a
Social Liberal
(88% permissive)
and an...
Economic Liberal
(1% permissive)
You are best described as a:
Socialist
You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.
::Insert mock shock here::
...and on the fourth day, the electricity finally returned. Long after all the food in my refrigerator turned scary. Thanks, Duke Power...
I finally got my car fixed. Only cost me $405!
My cellphone got stolen at, of all places, the Spartanburg County Library. The idiot who stole it got nothing out of the deal: the camera hadn't worked on it in months (hence the lack of photo updates), and I had service to it turned off an hour and a half after it happened. Lesson to all you wannabe phone thieves out there: if you do manage to snag someone else's phone, DON'T ANSWER INCOMING CALLS AND GIVE YOUR NAME! So good for you, jerkwad. Now I've got to buy a new phone as soon as I get paid.
Christmas is finally over and done. This year I got a red jacket, a 1944 half-cent piece from the UK, a fifty-million-year-old fish fossil, a talking Jeff Foxworthy doll, a new black long-sleeved shirt, a gift card from Hops, a microwave oven, a DVD player, Frogger arcade game, $60, a blowjob, and a Stewie Griffin poster. You know, for all the bitching I do about this time of year, I always seem to make out like a bandit anyways.
And thanks to FigmentofaPearl, I'm now addicted to taking quizzes on the OKCupid website. The best result I've gotten so far was on the Politics Test:
You are a
Social Liberal
(88% permissive)
and an...
Economic Liberal
(1% permissive)
You are best described as a:
Socialist
You exhibit a very well-developed sense of Right and Wrong and believe in economic fairness.
::Insert mock shock here::
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brooklynbabe:
thank you 
melinko:
hehe thank you you need to update