Yeah, I know I suck. It's FRIDAY, and I haven't updated this thing since Sunday night. Well, between work, school, family nonsense, my friends' crisis-filled existences, and plain old lack of inspiration, I've neither had the time nor the material to sit down and actually write out another update.
So, here instead are a list of briefs (No, you can't wear these...besides, I wear boxers.)...
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So, here instead are a list of briefs (No, you can't wear these...besides, I wear boxers.)...
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I love debates like this. Who said I don't belong in politics? 
Butterfly girl says:
HA HA....Britney hurt her knee again
What's underwear? says:
Well, when you suck that much dick, knee problems are inevitable
Butterfly girl says:
can't stand her.....she nows admits to having sex with Justin Timberlake......like we didn't all know that
What's underwear? says:
Butterfly girl says:
God knows we know Christina...
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Butterfly girl says:
HA HA....Britney hurt her knee again
What's underwear? says:
Well, when you suck that much dick, knee problems are inevitable
Butterfly girl says:
can't stand her.....she nows admits to having sex with Justin Timberlake......like we didn't all know that
What's underwear? says:
Butterfly girl says:
God knows we know Christina...
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Only at Strobel Tire can you get a written warningFOR DOING YOUR JOB.
So this guy calls the store this morning. I answer the phone. He asks for a price on two tires. I write up a quote for him. Hes happy with it, so a few minutes later he comes in the store and ASKS FOR ME. So, I write a work order for...
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So this guy calls the store this morning. I answer the phone. He asks for a price on two tires. I write up a quote for him. Hes happy with it, so a few minutes later he comes in the store and ASKS FOR ME. So, I write a work order for...
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Finally!
A good old-fashioned anti-Bush protest that's well within driving distance of Barnwell. Man, it's been too long...I went to a few anti-war demonstrations around Charleston last year and joined the University of South Carolina's "counter-graduation" in Columbia when Bush spoke at the official ceremony, but, wow. A G-8 Summit? On the Georgia coast, just 45 minutes away from Hilton Head Island??? So all the...
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A good old-fashioned anti-Bush protest that's well within driving distance of Barnwell. Man, it's been too long...I went to a few anti-war demonstrations around Charleston last year and joined the University of South Carolina's "counter-graduation" in Columbia when Bush spoke at the official ceremony, but, wow. A G-8 Summit? On the Georgia coast, just 45 minutes away from Hilton Head Island??? So all the...
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It's official...iTunes rules.
Yes, I'll admit, I've been suckered in by Pepsi's iTunes promotion. All the soda I usually drink during the course of the day has all been replaced with Pepsi. Regular Pepsi in the twenty-ounce bottles, of course...all because of the one-in-three chance of getting one of those free songs. What can I say? Caffeine is gooooood! I've gotten ten of them so...
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Yes, I'll admit, I've been suckered in by Pepsi's iTunes promotion. All the soda I usually drink during the course of the day has all been replaced with Pepsi. Regular Pepsi in the twenty-ounce bottles, of course...all because of the one-in-three chance of getting one of those free songs. What can I say? Caffeine is gooooood! I've gotten ten of them so...
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Well, it finally happened...Mary is in jail.
I must clarify: I mean Montreal Mary (alternately known as Hilton Head Mary, Greek Mary, and The Ninth Wonder of the World.) Greenville Mary, on the other hand, is still stuck in the same unenviable position as me; i.e., pathetically single, flat broke, miserable job, living with her mom, and trying desperately to get back into school. (Yes,...
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I must clarify: I mean Montreal Mary (alternately known as Hilton Head Mary, Greek Mary, and The Ninth Wonder of the World.) Greenville Mary, on the other hand, is still stuck in the same unenviable position as me; i.e., pathetically single, flat broke, miserable job, living with her mom, and trying desperately to get back into school. (Yes,...
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Ok, then, well here's the story.
I know I've mentioned my iguanas Bud and Jinx numerous times before. What can I say? They've both been significant parts of my life for nearly four years now. They were both 'rescues' from previous owners who had no idea how to care for them properly (I'm Jinx's third owner and at least Bud's second), and as a result...
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I know I've mentioned my iguanas Bud and Jinx numerous times before. What can I say? They've both been significant parts of my life for nearly four years now. They were both 'rescues' from previous owners who had no idea how to care for them properly (I'm Jinx's third owner and at least Bud's second), and as a result...
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kasara:
lol... weirdo.
Well, there's a lot I COULD say today about being the my entire family's collective afterthought, but I'm utterly exhausted and emotionally drained at this point. Plus, I've been busy talking to my friends Mi and Haley half the night trying to sort all this out, so maybe I'll talk about the situation at length tomorow, assuming nothing else noteworthy comes up.
But anyways...
Y'all...
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But anyways...
Y'all...
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What's wrong with me? I got so distracted by the decorative pear trees in Aiken that I completely forgot about the one-year anniversary of my auto accident.
I can't believe it. It's been one whole year since I've been behind the wheel of that dilapidated, gas-guzzling old '84 Cadillac El Dorado that I loved so much. One year since I ran that red light in...
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I can't believe it. It's been one whole year since I've been behind the wheel of that dilapidated, gas-guzzling old '84 Cadillac El Dorado that I loved so much. One year since I ran that red light in...
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Apparently, the decorative pear is the Official Tree of the City of Aiken.
The decorative pear, in case you didn't know, is this nondescript, unobtrusive, medium sized deciduous tree 50 and a half weeks out of the year. Since they don't even bear fruit (it is, after all, "decorative"), one might wonder why anyone even bothers planting them. But for that one week and a...
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The decorative pear, in case you didn't know, is this nondescript, unobtrusive, medium sized deciduous tree 50 and a half weeks out of the year. Since they don't even bear fruit (it is, after all, "decorative"), one might wonder why anyone even bothers planting them. But for that one week and a...
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I figured something out today: We've gone through 5,183 invoices at work since I hired on there. Think about that: 5,183 paying customers in eight months. Now, granted, I didn't fill out ALL of those...believe it or not, I'm not there ALL the time (I get to leave early two days a week for school, and I'm still having to see an orthopedist occasionally about...
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When it rains, it pours.
As y'all well know, I've been plotting my escape from Barnwell, well, ever since I moved back to Barnwell in the first place. And things are definitely looking up: I may very well have another set of wheels soon. This is definitely a good thing, since I've had NOTHING since I totaled my Cadillac last March 11. And, if the...
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As y'all well know, I've been plotting my escape from Barnwell, well, ever since I moved back to Barnwell in the first place. And things are definitely looking up: I may very well have another set of wheels soon. This is definitely a good thing, since I've had NOTHING since I totaled my Cadillac last March 11. And, if the...
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