giantkarl

This is one of the many thoughts that bounce around in my head as I try to sleep, this theory is not about everyone but the majority there is always exceptions to the rule.
------------------------------------------------Women and relationships------------------------------------------------------
When women are in their teens to early twenties (22) are in the "relationship" phase. They are looking for the man who will do all the things they have been raised on, find a man settle down and have a kid. This is usually their "first" and when it fails they get depressed and eventually move in to the next stage known as the douche phase or as I call it douchetown.
This phase goes from early twenties to late twenties (22 to 28) and they say fuck it I'm going to have fun. During this they date men they think are "Interesting" and bad boys. When the relationship ends they get a buffer relationship. Either a nice guy to build them up or a douche that starts out nice. Not everything about this stage is bad though, during "Douchetown" they will more than likely meet the man they will end up with the man they will end up with. The last phase is called the Reality phase. This phase starts in the late twenties (28) and continues on. This is when they realize that they need a good man who can help take care of them and their 1 to 2 kids; they will more than likely meet this man during the douche phase. Now like I said this is not true for everyone, some do find their dream person in their teens and some people never leave "Douchetown" but for the majority this is true.
Went out drinking with some friends last night and once again my theory proved true, also everyone I tell this to agrees compleatly with me. This is just quicker than explaining it everytime.