So I started a new job yesterday and today we had to break into groups and act out a commercial. Some how my idea was chossen, basically I turned santa clause from a jolly old elf in a sleigh to a drunken pervert in a white windowless pedo van. My future children will be so fucked up about christmas.
    
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