If my lovely friend Kerryn was in charge the world would be a better place.
add her on facebook https://www.facebook.com/kerryn.lang?fref=nf
or instagram _harlot.oscara
#ifiwasincharge;
- Every day i can pick one driver on the road that i get to slap.
- Dressing gowns are perfectly acceptable business attire.
- 4WD and large cars would have height limitations (you cannot drive one if you are under 5'5).
- Trucks are not allowed on roads during peak hour times.
- Pizza is legal tender.
- You would need to gain a license to pro-create.
- Drug test mandatory for those on welfare (I have to work hard to support my drug habit so you should too)
- Sanitary items would be free
- Non vaccinated children would not be allowed to attend day care or school.
- Nintendo would re - release the 64
- Siri would be voiced by Morgan Freeman
- Leggings would have a weight restriction
- The word 'discharge' would be removed from the English language
- Freddo ice cream cakes would be mandatory at all celebrations (and non celebrations ie. funerals)
- LGBT would be a type of sandwich (lettuce, grilled chicken, bacon & tomato)
- When you turn 11 the government sends you your Hogwarts acceptance letter
- Beerpong would be an Olympic sport.
- People who request "Gluten Free" would have to provide a certificate from a medical professional stating they are celiac.
- Kirks Portello would come in 2L bottles
- Coffee Delivery
- Drive through Boost juice
- License retesting would be mandatory every 10 years (laws and rules change too frequently)
- People who do not wear full leathers or kevlar whilst on a road motorcycle would have their license immediately revoked and motorcycle impounded
- Dinner parties would be bought back
- Accounting in schools would teach you how to use MYOB, Quickbooks etc.
annnnd that's generally everything that crosses my mind on my commute to work.