So I'm having a great day, went to the gym, ran a few miles on the beach, talked to some smokin' hot girls in tiny bikinis and then I stop by my parent's house to shower (they live right by the beach) and sure enough my crazy ex-girlfriend is now their neighbor's nanny.
Who the hell hires a bisexual stripper as a nanny for their toddler? Every girlfriend I ever had was always like "If you want me to work and I have a kid, there is no way in hell your getting a hot babysitter/nanny". Kind of makes sense, besides the fact that if someone was taking care of my kids I would probably want them to have experience taking care of kids of their own. I mean I love bleach blonde barbies with fake boobs as much as the next guy, but it doesn't exactly scream maternal.
Totally changed my mind about the rib tattoo. I saw the sketch, and I was like "what was I thinking?". It looked really cool, but it was really evil and dark, and I guess I wasn't in a good place when I designed it but I got something I think I'll like better. I got a big cross about the size as a piece of computer paper with an angel and a devil sitting on the sides. The angel kind of looks like the really hot girl next door, just with huger boobs. The devil is tan and sexy and rocking a torn leather bikini. They look like they are gunna' make out with each-other. I'll put up some pics once it heals and looks normal.
SONG OF THE DAY
Kid Rock - Sugar
"I'm not no nudist, I'm fully clothed...But I fuck hot pussy until it's cold"
That makes it official, all remnants of my bad mood are gone and I am back to being a hormone fueled caveman who loves nothing more than smashing faces, and then stealing their girlfriends
Who the hell hires a bisexual stripper as a nanny for their toddler? Every girlfriend I ever had was always like "If you want me to work and I have a kid, there is no way in hell your getting a hot babysitter/nanny". Kind of makes sense, besides the fact that if someone was taking care of my kids I would probably want them to have experience taking care of kids of their own. I mean I love bleach blonde barbies with fake boobs as much as the next guy, but it doesn't exactly scream maternal.
Totally changed my mind about the rib tattoo. I saw the sketch, and I was like "what was I thinking?". It looked really cool, but it was really evil and dark, and I guess I wasn't in a good place when I designed it but I got something I think I'll like better. I got a big cross about the size as a piece of computer paper with an angel and a devil sitting on the sides. The angel kind of looks like the really hot girl next door, just with huger boobs. The devil is tan and sexy and rocking a torn leather bikini. They look like they are gunna' make out with each-other. I'll put up some pics once it heals and looks normal.
SONG OF THE DAY
Kid Rock - Sugar
"I'm not no nudist, I'm fully clothed...But I fuck hot pussy until it's cold"
That makes it official, all remnants of my bad mood are gone and I am back to being a hormone fueled caveman who loves nothing more than smashing faces, and then stealing their girlfriends
joenobody:
hey, some guys from my school are fighting at the mohegan sun arena. i wonder if any of them are fighting your friends from extreme couture?