getfighted

Dear Batman,

If I knew your name this comment would have begun differently.

You have now joined the The Coalition of the Nate-Haters. You can now enjoy a hatred that's so obtuse and irrational you can yell or type in all caps in all the future messages you write me. Its total funsies. Yes, I am total funsies. I can introduce you to other Nate-Haters immediately. They're all very cute, charming and most importantly they hate Nate.

Because of my rude gesture I've written this ridiculous, borderline retarded comment to let you know that you're not only the best human I e-know. You're the best alarm clock ever. You're a triple threat Batman. I'm going to keep my eyes on you. Sexy wink.

You triple threat super hero! Sexier wink.