I've got a good feeling about this job I've applied for and I got thinking about what I'm gonna spend my money on. My gf wants me to take her on a shopping trip to Ann Summers
I wanna set up an airsoft team (if you're interested just send me an email) so I'm gonna buy myself an airsoft AEG but I'm torn between an M16 vietnam version, an AK47 solid stock or an M14 that'll be coming out around christmas time.
Joke: A New York business man is getting into his new Porsche whan a truck comes roaring past and tears off the door. The New Yorker, in a fury, dials 911, when the cop arrives 10 minutes later the New Yorker says that some one in a truck came past and tore the door off of his new Porsche. The cop says "you New Yorkers are so materialistic, you don't even care that the truck also tore off your arm." The New Yorker looks down in abject horror and screams "WHERE'S MY ROLEX!!!"

Joke: A New York business man is getting into his new Porsche whan a truck comes roaring past and tears off the door. The New Yorker, in a fury, dials 911, when the cop arrives 10 minutes later the New Yorker says that some one in a truck came past and tore the door off of his new Porsche. The cop says "you New Yorkers are so materialistic, you don't even care that the truck also tore off your arm." The New Yorker looks down in abject horror and screams "WHERE'S MY ROLEX!!!"

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philz:
web developer for the people who made Brookside. i work inbetween Hollyoaks Community College and Grange Hill. how cool is that? 

philz:
nope, can't say i know the first thing about Croatia