This is an interaction between myself, and two other bartenders. We ran out of printer tape.
Female bartender " Fuck this is a bitch to open" as shes trying to use scissors to open it
Male bartender " why are you using scissors? fuck that shit, it takes a a gently touch" as he snatches it away and slowly prys back the paper with his hands, which fail, he says fuck it, and hands it back to whit.
She cuts it again and rips it open.
My response," so it takes a little foreplay, AND something a little rough to get the job done?"
her "Yeah, basically it's takes a little mouth and some dick too"
I love my job. I love my industry. I love my coworkers.
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Female bartender " Fuck this is a bitch to open" as shes trying to use scissors to open it
Male bartender " why are you using scissors? fuck that shit, it takes a a gently touch" as he snatches it away and slowly prys back the paper with his hands, which fail, he says fuck it, and hands it back to whit.
She cuts it again and rips it open.
My response," so it takes a little foreplay, AND something a little rough to get the job done?"
her "Yeah, basically it's takes a little mouth and some dick too"
I love my job. I love my industry. I love my coworkers.
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barely:
Pft, your industry will monopolize my favorite phrases no more, sir! I'm taking it back.
barely:
Fine. I will at least have it be known that I put forth a valiant effort.