Surprise surprise.. I drank too much this week.
Wednesday was a hoot (from what I remember).
Hung out with Cameron and Caroline during the afternoon. It was the day before Carolines birthday so we were doing a birthday bash for her so to speak. Dinner at crab pot, then up to the funhouse.
This is where the fun begins.
First off, I ruin some old guys night. There's an older guy at the bar chatting with this freshly turned, attractive, 21 yearold. She has two underage friends outside which me and the doorman beau chat with to keep them company. Guy and girl both get up to the bathroom, and I notice they both walk into the mens bathroom. I alert Beau of this, and he goes to investigate. Girl has her shirt pulled up and is giving man a hand job. Girl gets kicked out. Guy asks me which way she went.
Joanna gives me a shot. Originally she gave one to K as a "this will get you fucked up, happy birthday" shot. I get one later on. K sips on hers, I pound mine.
This where things fade to a dark color of black.
Going to the bathroom as Atom Age is playing..pissing all over my leg, diving into a table head first, K buckling my belt back on, Beau sitting me down outside. Oh yeah, this is how my night at the bar went. But oh wait, there's more!
I need to leave, everyone knows that. All my friends know I'm fucked up beyond belief and need to go. Cameron gives me his keys to crash at his place, and Caroline drives us back home. On the way she goes to drop her friend Jay off. I decide it's a good idea to yell out of the sunroof of my saab. (I thus lost my great hat in that adventure) As we're driving past T.Jay and Lindseys place, I take the suggestion of yelling "Here's looking at you kid" as two people are making out on the corner. Amazing timing I suppose.
Caroline decides to make a second spurt around the block since it was so funny. Couple throws a rock at the car.
Caroline decides to make a third spin around the block, Carolines boyfriend, T.Jay, shoots an air rifle at me from the deck of the apartment.
I get to Camerons, for some reason decide I need to go back to my saab. T.Jay shows up at K's place, I get into a yelling arguement with him. I then switch modes and invite him to breakfast..then brunch. I eventually go back to camerons and pass out.
This morning, I wake up to Caroline calling me to invite me over for shots of whiskey and story time. mind you, everything after the shot I remember none of. I have a long gash on my forearm, a split lip, a decent cut on my knuckle and a few marks here and there. I get filled in on everything from the night prior. Can't fucking believe that shit. I mean really. I pissed all over myself while I was still at the bar? I was shot at? I invited the shooter out for lunch? God bless whiskey I suppose.
Rest of the day was spent nursing my hangover in various places with Cameron. Finally we ended up at Galway Arms to see Atom Age and met up with various friends (since I was blacked out the night prior, I didn't get to see them even though i really wanted to) and let me tell you how great that show was. We walk up and the entire band just points at me and starts chuckling. Oh yes, they remember me from the funhouse the night prior. I get to tell them the parts of the story they didn't know. Fun times. Pinball waiting for them to play with the usual pinball fiends, Chris, Ali Jimmer and I rocked the shit out of twilight zone.
The opening band, 7 yearold blind girl, inbetween songs kept playing riffs from a blink 182 song. So when Atom age was on they did the same thing as a joke..except the crowd made them actually play the song. Then they played another one, for shits. I did shitty vocals for a bit, oh how amazing it was. Two blink 182 covers in one night? Golden. The band was a lot of fun, and really good.
Either way, what a fucking amazing weekend. I need to drink less, but then I would be less entertained and entertaining. I love these stories.
Wednesday was a hoot (from what I remember).
Hung out with Cameron and Caroline during the afternoon. It was the day before Carolines birthday so we were doing a birthday bash for her so to speak. Dinner at crab pot, then up to the funhouse.
This is where the fun begins.
First off, I ruin some old guys night. There's an older guy at the bar chatting with this freshly turned, attractive, 21 yearold. She has two underage friends outside which me and the doorman beau chat with to keep them company. Guy and girl both get up to the bathroom, and I notice they both walk into the mens bathroom. I alert Beau of this, and he goes to investigate. Girl has her shirt pulled up and is giving man a hand job. Girl gets kicked out. Guy asks me which way she went.
Joanna gives me a shot. Originally she gave one to K as a "this will get you fucked up, happy birthday" shot. I get one later on. K sips on hers, I pound mine.
This where things fade to a dark color of black.
Going to the bathroom as Atom Age is playing..pissing all over my leg, diving into a table head first, K buckling my belt back on, Beau sitting me down outside. Oh yeah, this is how my night at the bar went. But oh wait, there's more!
I need to leave, everyone knows that. All my friends know I'm fucked up beyond belief and need to go. Cameron gives me his keys to crash at his place, and Caroline drives us back home. On the way she goes to drop her friend Jay off. I decide it's a good idea to yell out of the sunroof of my saab. (I thus lost my great hat in that adventure) As we're driving past T.Jay and Lindseys place, I take the suggestion of yelling "Here's looking at you kid" as two people are making out on the corner. Amazing timing I suppose.
Caroline decides to make a second spurt around the block since it was so funny. Couple throws a rock at the car.
Caroline decides to make a third spin around the block, Carolines boyfriend, T.Jay, shoots an air rifle at me from the deck of the apartment.
I get to Camerons, for some reason decide I need to go back to my saab. T.Jay shows up at K's place, I get into a yelling arguement with him. I then switch modes and invite him to breakfast..then brunch. I eventually go back to camerons and pass out.
This morning, I wake up to Caroline calling me to invite me over for shots of whiskey and story time. mind you, everything after the shot I remember none of. I have a long gash on my forearm, a split lip, a decent cut on my knuckle and a few marks here and there. I get filled in on everything from the night prior. Can't fucking believe that shit. I mean really. I pissed all over myself while I was still at the bar? I was shot at? I invited the shooter out for lunch? God bless whiskey I suppose.
Rest of the day was spent nursing my hangover in various places with Cameron. Finally we ended up at Galway Arms to see Atom Age and met up with various friends (since I was blacked out the night prior, I didn't get to see them even though i really wanted to) and let me tell you how great that show was. We walk up and the entire band just points at me and starts chuckling. Oh yes, they remember me from the funhouse the night prior. I get to tell them the parts of the story they didn't know. Fun times. Pinball waiting for them to play with the usual pinball fiends, Chris, Ali Jimmer and I rocked the shit out of twilight zone.
The opening band, 7 yearold blind girl, inbetween songs kept playing riffs from a blink 182 song. So when Atom age was on they did the same thing as a joke..except the crowd made them actually play the song. Then they played another one, for shits. I did shitty vocals for a bit, oh how amazing it was. Two blink 182 covers in one night? Golden. The band was a lot of fun, and really good.
Either way, what a fucking amazing weekend. I need to drink less, but then I would be less entertained and entertaining. I love these stories.
gout
-yur caring friend