I've fucking regressed!
Last night, standing eight stories tall above downtown with a bucket full of change and a bottle of rum, we threw pennies onto parked cars because...well, because it seemed like the right thing to do at 3 a.m.
Our target consisted of a white Jaguar and a cop car. The cop car was hit numerous times, but the Jaguar's sun-roof received a nice crack after many tries.
And just think...my parents were procreating at this very age, circa 1980. Responsiblity rests within a witches cunt. I'm a prude.
Last night, standing eight stories tall above downtown with a bucket full of change and a bottle of rum, we threw pennies onto parked cars because...well, because it seemed like the right thing to do at 3 a.m.
Our target consisted of a white Jaguar and a cop car. The cop car was hit numerous times, but the Jaguar's sun-roof received a nice crack after many tries.
And just think...my parents were procreating at this very age, circa 1980. Responsiblity rests within a witches cunt. I'm a prude.
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All my hippie exes have been liars and thieves...got them out of a garbage it seems...
and you know that phrase "the one who lies, steals, and the one who steals, kills"
I could have been dead , by the hands of a hippie!!!
oooh, that sounded dirty