LET US HOLD HANDS AND SPIT AT THE SUN
---so, there's this girl in my Women's Studies course who refuses to have premarital sex because her God says penetration equals hell. According to her, however, she gives great head and receives just as well. Way to trick God, Lydia! You've really pulled the wool over his eyes on that one.
---you know things are getting fucked up when you can purchase a decent bottle of wine for the price of Marlboro lights. Leave smokers alone! Tobacco was one of the four crops which allowed America to drift from British rule, fucking fascists!
---things are strange when you'd rather go down on your girlfriend than receive head. I think I'm an emotional vampire. I feed.
---some girl I met the other day found out I'm an atheist and promised to pray for my salvation. I wonder how that's going for her? Must be exhausting.
---yesterday in the midst of my History final, I fell asleep. It was a three-hour deal, so I awoke in time to finish with zeal...but, this whole apathy thing is really starting to hinder my scholastic career. Caffeine is no longer a stimulant, just another vice.
---hey, guess what Michigan? Is it cool that we had 85 degree weather, prior to a blizzard which came three days later? Detroit looks like Berlin post war, except our transportation system does not condone panders.
---I had lunch with my ex-girlfriend a few days ago. We ate sandwiches from the local deli, before she swigged a gallon of water and retreated to the bathroom. Fifteen-minutes later, she exited the door. I asked, "What were you doing in there, Lisa?" She exclaimed, "Talking on the phone. Why?" I replied, "Why would you spend seven dollars on a sandwich that ends up in the toilet thirty-minutes later?" To say the least, she was utterly surprised.
---my cat enjoys coitus. The other day, while having sex, my cat jumped onto the couch and slid her sandpapery tongue across the folds of my ass cheek. Sure, Bogey [said cat] and I grew up with eachother, but I'm not sure how intimate I'm willing to get with her.
---I'm currently hungry with a cupboard of cereal. Unfortunately, this household is devoid of milk. I think it's time for a little coffee cream and water. I may be white, but I'm still poor.
BONUS ROUND:
---the film "Ray" really fucking sucked. There are so many loose ends and sugarcoating. I think it's because ol' Ray Ray was still alive while the film was being made. P.fucking.S. Ray, you were so much cooler before that whole Diet Pepsi debacle. Way to go out as a smoldering candle.
---I'm growing to hate America's most prized possession...the cellphone. Talking is one thing. Text Messaging is another. Checking email via phone and communicating through radio is just fucking overboard. And we wonder why it's so easy to get bored with one another nowadays.
ENOUGH!
finis
---so, there's this girl in my Women's Studies course who refuses to have premarital sex because her God says penetration equals hell. According to her, however, she gives great head and receives just as well. Way to trick God, Lydia! You've really pulled the wool over his eyes on that one.
---you know things are getting fucked up when you can purchase a decent bottle of wine for the price of Marlboro lights. Leave smokers alone! Tobacco was one of the four crops which allowed America to drift from British rule, fucking fascists!
---things are strange when you'd rather go down on your girlfriend than receive head. I think I'm an emotional vampire. I feed.
---some girl I met the other day found out I'm an atheist and promised to pray for my salvation. I wonder how that's going for her? Must be exhausting.
---yesterday in the midst of my History final, I fell asleep. It was a three-hour deal, so I awoke in time to finish with zeal...but, this whole apathy thing is really starting to hinder my scholastic career. Caffeine is no longer a stimulant, just another vice.
---hey, guess what Michigan? Is it cool that we had 85 degree weather, prior to a blizzard which came three days later? Detroit looks like Berlin post war, except our transportation system does not condone panders.
---I had lunch with my ex-girlfriend a few days ago. We ate sandwiches from the local deli, before she swigged a gallon of water and retreated to the bathroom. Fifteen-minutes later, she exited the door. I asked, "What were you doing in there, Lisa?" She exclaimed, "Talking on the phone. Why?" I replied, "Why would you spend seven dollars on a sandwich that ends up in the toilet thirty-minutes later?" To say the least, she was utterly surprised.
---my cat enjoys coitus. The other day, while having sex, my cat jumped onto the couch and slid her sandpapery tongue across the folds of my ass cheek. Sure, Bogey [said cat] and I grew up with eachother, but I'm not sure how intimate I'm willing to get with her.
---I'm currently hungry with a cupboard of cereal. Unfortunately, this household is devoid of milk. I think it's time for a little coffee cream and water. I may be white, but I'm still poor.
BONUS ROUND:
---the film "Ray" really fucking sucked. There are so many loose ends and sugarcoating. I think it's because ol' Ray Ray was still alive while the film was being made. P.fucking.S. Ray, you were so much cooler before that whole Diet Pepsi debacle. Way to go out as a smoldering candle.
---I'm growing to hate America's most prized possession...the cellphone. Talking is one thing. Text Messaging is another. Checking email via phone and communicating through radio is just fucking overboard. And we wonder why it's so easy to get bored with one another nowadays.
ENOUGH!
finis
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You won't get this until Monday, but I I didn't take it as the positive comment it was supposed to be and I took it more as a, "why the hell should you feel that way" sort of comment...
I didn't mean to be so...soapbox-ish
I was just already feeling...down...and then when I read what you had to say it made me feel like I should be feeling stupid for being...down...I now read it over again and I realize its not really what it first seemed to be...
and I don't want to be just someone who you know over a computer...but I realize I don't know you either, and I should judge what you have to say either, because I don't know what you mean by it, or the experience that comes behind it either...
I'm sorry.
And, I'm addicted to coffee and cigarettes, in no particular order however.
It's alway warm weather here, it kinda sucks ass because you never really know what season it is unless there are TONS of tourists everywhere then you know it's winter.
I'm white, and I'm poor.
And I wanted to say hello since it's been so long.
xoxo