geometricalfuck

NOTE TO SELF:

---It is no longer admissible to get drunk only to let your best friend and girlfriend take turns hacking the shit out of your hair.
---maybe you should graduate from college, you fucking idiot! Come fall, you'll be a sixth year senior, before obtaining a teaching certificate.
---telling your 13 year-old cousin it's entirely okay to fuck and run is probably not the wisest of choices.
---buying cigarettes from an Arab gentleman who asks, "I think I seen you in those nudie movies. You make those cock and balls movies?" is NOT okay. First of all, your poor wife is suffocating in some burka while you're watching gay porn? What the fuck is that all about? Second, it's kind of ironic we're killing your people (and your people, ours) for oil; yet, you own a gas station in America. I'm confused.
---never do SuicideBoys. Keep in mind the 40+ gentleman stroking his dick with a Spiderman boxing glove. For more info check out Dylan(something or other)---Sparring. Way to be a pedophile.
---also, you must not pretend to be a superhero. There's only one Spiderman, Geoffrey.
---finally, Nietzsche was correct: wer sich nicht schrecklich ist, macht niemand Schrecken.
---post script to self...being white leaves you with a small dick, blue eyes, and a girl claiming you're a gringo