FUCK YEAH, EDUCATION!
I'm totally graduating from a University in two months, and I'm already set for a job...
...short-order cook at some shitty bar. boo-fucking-hoo.
Fuck it. I need a shitty job to pass some time before grad school anyhow. Plus, I can drink on the job; furthering my hope to die in a pool of vomit.
Speaking of being stupid, my girl-friend is desperately trying to convince me to snort blow tonight, and I'm honestly considering it. I've never dipped my nose into candy, nor did I ever think I would. However, I'm somewhat interested. Heroine's completely out of my league, weed makes me feel like I belong on the short-bus, and alcohol...well, I'm addicted. I'm seriously confused as to what I should do. If anyone out there has snorted coke before, please make some suggestions. It's not like I'm gonna go on some month long binge or anything. I'm fragile enough. But is there harm behind taking a few toots for one night?
Also, I've realized how I've become so jaded and misanthropic towards people. I spent an hour in the DMV registering my car. A fucking hour to hand some old betty a hundred spot, receiving a goddamned yellow sticker to place on my plate. All the coughing, babies crying, Ukranian language, and breaths of curry almost caused me to slit my wrists with my photo ID.
Also also, I've discovered the art of cartwheels is far underrated. Even at the old age of 23, I'm still unable to perform novice gymnastics. Everytime I try, my scrotum gets caught within the confines of my underwear, sending me head first into the ground.
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So that was all fun and games until I repeatedly ate shit.
and then I accidentally kissed her.
So seriously, tell me a story regarding cocaine so I can determine whether or not I will rot my brain.
Geoffrey
I'm totally graduating from a University in two months, and I'm already set for a job...
...short-order cook at some shitty bar. boo-fucking-hoo.
Fuck it. I need a shitty job to pass some time before grad school anyhow. Plus, I can drink on the job; furthering my hope to die in a pool of vomit.
Speaking of being stupid, my girl-friend is desperately trying to convince me to snort blow tonight, and I'm honestly considering it. I've never dipped my nose into candy, nor did I ever think I would. However, I'm somewhat interested. Heroine's completely out of my league, weed makes me feel like I belong on the short-bus, and alcohol...well, I'm addicted. I'm seriously confused as to what I should do. If anyone out there has snorted coke before, please make some suggestions. It's not like I'm gonna go on some month long binge or anything. I'm fragile enough. But is there harm behind taking a few toots for one night?
Also, I've realized how I've become so jaded and misanthropic towards people. I spent an hour in the DMV registering my car. A fucking hour to hand some old betty a hundred spot, receiving a goddamned yellow sticker to place on my plate. All the coughing, babies crying, Ukranian language, and breaths of curry almost caused me to slit my wrists with my photo ID.
Also also, I've discovered the art of cartwheels is far underrated. Even at the old age of 23, I'm still unable to perform novice gymnastics. Everytime I try, my scrotum gets caught within the confines of my underwear, sending me head first into the ground.
[IMG]
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v337/PaganWinters/.jpg[/IMG]
So that was all fun and games until I repeatedly ate shit.
and then I accidentally kissed her.
So seriously, tell me a story regarding cocaine so I can determine whether or not I will rot my brain.
Geoffrey
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That's about it...hope I get to know you a bit better.