TALES FROM THE DRUNK BOYSCOUT
Last night I worked...and when I say worked, I mean I cooked nachos, made salads, pulled pizzas, and wrapped lawash.
Said tasks were performed while sneakily hitting a flask filled with whiskey behind the oven. Soon enough, or maybe too late, I became incredibly intoxicated, which spawned many a burnt pizza and overdressed salads. My boss/bestfriend NewBomb stood at the...
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Last night I worked...and when I say worked, I mean I cooked nachos, made salads, pulled pizzas, and wrapped lawash.
Said tasks were performed while sneakily hitting a flask filled with whiskey behind the oven. Soon enough, or maybe too late, I became incredibly intoxicated, which spawned many a burnt pizza and overdressed salads. My boss/bestfriend NewBomb stood at the...
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geometricalfuck:
foundation and empire
WELCOME TO FUCK
Tonight was "get drunk and try to do all those fucking papers you've been avoiding for the previous three months of your life" night.
So here I am, guzzling Crown Royal and cola, knee deep in shit, observing the beautiful chaos known as procrastination; i.e., probably 200 pieces of loose-leaf papyrus, half-empty glass of wine, empty can of diet mountain dew, glass...
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Tonight was "get drunk and try to do all those fucking papers you've been avoiding for the previous three months of your life" night.
So here I am, guzzling Crown Royal and cola, knee deep in shit, observing the beautiful chaos known as procrastination; i.e., probably 200 pieces of loose-leaf papyrus, half-empty glass of wine, empty can of diet mountain dew, glass...
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creative_slacker:
Yeah, um my lie/excuse to get out of writing papers was ovarian cancer... and I missed class due to oversleeping not to partying. I would photoshop my fake documentation. Ahhh, the days of college. I finally graduated, only after changing my major three times and taking two years off.
I do recommend doing a study abroad course. I went to England for 4 months, it was brilliant.
Good luck on those papers.
I do recommend doing a study abroad course. I went to England for 4 months, it was brilliant.
Good luck on those papers.
funkabella:
sometimes when the evenings young
the wind dies down, the setting sun
crochets the clouds with yarn so fine
and fills the oceans with red wine
the trees the sky the forest fair
bring a flavor to the air
i raise my gass and in a while
you answer with a secret smile
an airborne leaf that landed near
has carried dionysus here
he'll slip away but only when
he sees our glasses filled again
the wind dies down, the setting sun
crochets the clouds with yarn so fine
and fills the oceans with red wine
the trees the sky the forest fair
bring a flavor to the air
i raise my gass and in a while
you answer with a secret smile
an airborne leaf that landed near
has carried dionysus here
he'll slip away but only when
he sees our glasses filled again
Strange what time means...
Sunday morning, my girlfriend and I made love just before window shopping in Royal Oak. A powerful orgasm rolled our eyes beneath lids and sheets, making beads of sweat roll down our thighs. I looked into her eyes almost uncontrollably, before she lifted herself away. The condom we'd worn was entirely MIA. Tossing pillows and rustling sheets caused no avail. The...
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Sunday morning, my girlfriend and I made love just before window shopping in Royal Oak. A powerful orgasm rolled our eyes beneath lids and sheets, making beads of sweat roll down our thighs. I looked into her eyes almost uncontrollably, before she lifted herself away. The condom we'd worn was entirely MIA. Tossing pillows and rustling sheets caused no avail. The...
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bangbangheart:
i enjoyed that post thoroughly.
sweet_evil:
Don't get me wrong, I hate LA too, But I'm here, and thats at least one redeaming quality about it...and after a while, you begin to enjoy the options that you have here, like beaches and deserts withing driving distance, and the people are more accepting....not so much judgment for having holes in my face or strange hair. 
I really feel...special... when you comment...you always have a way of making me smile, especialy when I'm not expecting to...
Thank you for making me feel like you care...I know I really am beginning to care for you...
I hope you are drinking it up tonight!
I really feel...special... when you comment...you always have a way of making me smile, especialy when I'm not expecting to...
Thank you for making me feel like you care...I know I really am beginning to care for you...
I hope you are drinking it up tonight!
I fucking hate this service! The pictures...the words...the people, the people, the people...
well, so much for giving a flying fuck about academia. Instead of doing homework, I drool over this goddamned site, pretending I no longer reside in Detroit or attend college here. Unfortunately, my busted ass will probably sit quietly in this chair for the next year awaiting a move to the eastcoast,...
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well, so much for giving a flying fuck about academia. Instead of doing homework, I drool over this goddamned site, pretending I no longer reside in Detroit or attend college here. Unfortunately, my busted ass will probably sit quietly in this chair for the next year awaiting a move to the eastcoast,...
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kellyjanice:
thanks for inquiring about my art... the love painting has sold already to my good buddy on valentines day... but all my stages of grief pictures are one of a kind lithographs with mixed media... they are 24x30 and took me about 3 months to complete the whole set... i was going to sell them for 300 - 350 each... let me know what your price range is and if you cant afford one of those let me know and i may be able to reproduce the love painting for you within your range...
kelly
kelly
funkabella:
ok. so first off i love you LMAO 
but no for real your f'ing awesome! and you saw phish which made my eyes bug out and thanks for the respect, i appreciate it and send it back your way my dear. soooo, i'm like 5 minutes from birmingham, wana come over? I live in Berkley ok, please please keep in touch, i feel the need. and thanks for no burning of cities as of yet, i will give the word when i see it need be.
till next time kid, keep your chin up, and smile, it might hurt for a sec but i'm sure you'll look so much cuter and feel much better-and well if you dont just pretend.
but no for real your f'ing awesome! and you saw phish which made my eyes bug out and thanks for the respect, i appreciate it and send it back your way my dear. soooo, i'm like 5 minutes from birmingham, wana come over? I live in Berkley ok, please please keep in touch, i feel the need. and thanks for no burning of cities as of yet, i will give the word when i see it need be.
till next time kid, keep your chin up, and smile, it might hurt for a sec but i'm sure you'll look so much cuter and feel much better-and well if you dont just pretend.
I just remembered I've always been in touch with my feminist side.
When in third grade, I was "in love" with this chicita named Stephanie Geurgen. I'd wait for my mother to fall asleep before tip-toeing out of my room, breaking into the computer room, and writing "Geoffrey Geurgen loves Stephanie Geurgen" with a red crayola.
This seriously became an obsession. I'd do it night...
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sweet_evil:
I've been waiting for that promise...
Hmmm...funny how paths cross...and the ways that they do....I do hope that someday our paths cross....if anything to just get the chance to touch you....and say hello...maybe get lost in a really long hug....
I'm just as silly...and I've just as fallen for the idea of you as you have for me...its a really nice thought though...
Hmmm...funny how paths cross...and the ways that they do....I do hope that someday our paths cross....if anything to just get the chance to touch you....and say hello...maybe get lost in a really long hug....
I'm just as silly...and I've just as fallen for the idea of you as you have for me...its a really nice thought though...
sweet_evil:
PS. You don't want to know how longs its been since someone has kissed my neck and run their fingers through my hair...
that comment actually got me hot... maybe that was an overshare...
that comment actually got me hot...
maybe that was an overshare...SO WARM ON A ROOF, SO COLD ON A STREET
We stood seven floors up, tracing
a hazy skyline for all it's worth.
Headlights slowly crept across Woodward
disrupting the belief we were
alone.
It had been more than half a year
since I'd shared my nude chest with...
with the nude night, and here I
was: leaning against cold metal, taking
short breaths, considering...
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We stood seven floors up, tracing
a hazy skyline for all it's worth.
Headlights slowly crept across Woodward
disrupting the belief we were
alone.
It had been more than half a year
since I'd shared my nude chest with...
with the nude night, and here I
was: leaning against cold metal, taking
short breaths, considering...
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sweet_evil:
Thank you...
I heart you
I heart your words
I heart your thoughts
I heart your friendship
I heart your comments
I heart whoever that person is on the other side of the computer...
Thank you...
I heart you
I heart your words
I heart your thoughts
I heart your friendship
I heart your comments
I heart whoever that person is on the other side of the computer...
xip:
Emo comes calling in the night
Emo comes calling and it's all right
People think my black hoodie makes this me
but my bleeding heart is emo as can be
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Emo comes calling and it's all right
People think my black hoodie makes this me
but my bleeding heart is emo as can be
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SMOOTHEST TRANSITION LIKE A HAND UP YOUR SKIRT
Spring means my carpet is now painted gold with the leaking sun. Windows are cracked, stale cigarette smell lifts, my winter peacoat hangs alone, and vitamin D permeates my eyes.
I always said I'd move to Montreal if it weren't for the winters. However, after 23 years of witnessing the salt streaked streets of Detroit, I'm pretty...
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Spring means my carpet is now painted gold with the leaking sun. Windows are cracked, stale cigarette smell lifts, my winter peacoat hangs alone, and vitamin D permeates my eyes.
I always said I'd move to Montreal if it weren't for the winters. However, after 23 years of witnessing the salt streaked streets of Detroit, I'm pretty...
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cathedra:
heh! strange indeed. Montreal is a great city, i'm going to miss it when I move.
cathedra:
Vancouver? God no. I don't know where i'm moving to anymore. Was supposed to be Boston but your guess is as good as mine.
sex sells more records than rock,
so why don't we fuck and forget.
so why don't we fuck and forget.
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sin:
nah it's not uncomfy at all
sophie:
oh geoffrey! you're too kind to me. and extra kiss for your knee. on the side.
how do you feel about your soul? is it old as well?
how do you feel about your soul? is it old as well?
FUCK YEAH, EDUCATION!
I'm totally graduating from a University in two months, and I'm already set for a job...
...short-order cook at some shitty bar. boo-fucking-hoo.
Fuck it. I need a shitty job to pass some time before grad school anyhow. Plus, I can drink on the job; furthering my hope to die in a pool of vomit.
Speaking of being stupid, my girl-friend...
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I'm totally graduating from a University in two months, and I'm already set for a job...
...short-order cook at some shitty bar. boo-fucking-hoo.
Fuck it. I need a shitty job to pass some time before grad school anyhow. Plus, I can drink on the job; furthering my hope to die in a pool of vomit.
Speaking of being stupid, my girl-friend...
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techno_ballerina:
Me? Ummm...I'm a 19 y/o bi-curious girl living in midwest hell (St. Louis, Misery...ahem, I mean MISSOURI) who is a fulltime nursing student hoping to get a degree in psychotherapy in the future. I'm working in clothing retail that pays horribly and has minimum hours, but I spend the rest of the time studying, taking pretty pictures or writing angsty poems to no one. I'm way too shy and want my social skills to be stronger, but that's a day-by-day thing. I'm in a long distance relationship, I miss him and it sucks. I've been a member of this site for maybe a year and a half, my boyfriend had an account before me, and for several months he let me peek at the photosets. I was in love. I like the older photos better, though. I'm probably going to let my account expire sometime soon.
That's about it...hope I get to know you a bit better.
That's about it...hope I get to know you a bit better.
fatality:
You won't rot your brain if you have any sense of self-control, I promise.
I HOPE THE SUN PAINTS A WAR WOUND ACROSS THIS BACK
I never smoke pot...well, hardly ever. Last night was an exception. My friend Johnny pulled a spliff from his pocket before flicking his thumb in that, "give me a fucking lighter" motion.
Out of sheer interest, I followed him into the basement where we slowly pulled from the joint. Although pinner, the weed was...
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I never smoke pot...well, hardly ever. Last night was an exception. My friend Johnny pulled a spliff from his pocket before flicking his thumb in that, "give me a fucking lighter" motion.
Out of sheer interest, I followed him into the basement where we slowly pulled from the joint. Although pinner, the weed was...
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sweet_evil:
This may seem strange...but...I kinda miss your kind words in my profile...
You must be rather busy...
And I am a rather big loser...who sits at the computer and wastes time because she does nothing but work and sit at the computer!
Hope all is well...
=) J
You must be rather busy...
And I am a rather big loser...who sits at the computer and wastes time because she does nothing but work and sit at the computer!
Hope all is well...
=) J
maxi:
your so right i for got Peach Pie! Peach pie shuould really be after Lemon. Key lime is a little over rated, i say this because most people who make it make it with regualr limes and pass it off as KEY lime, KEY LIMES are not regular Limes! all this fucking Faux Key Lime pie is sickening!!!! 
if I was gay, I just might fuck Jayson Panters
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geometricalfuck:
Jayson Panthers was the lead singer of Orchid. He now sings in Panthers. The reason I wrote that was because I saw them at some shitty bar in Detroit the other night. I lost faith in shows until I saw that band live.
He's kinda gross, but I'd still totally get gay with him.
He's kinda gross, but I'd still totally get gay with him.
sweet_evil:
Thank you.
You're very sweet.
I deleated that entry...so you happen to be the only one who has seen it...I hope!
I should really stop drowning my sorrows in wine...
But it does insure a randy night...with myself!
You're very sweet.
I deleated that entry...so you happen to be the only one who has seen it...I hope!
I should really stop drowning my sorrows in wine...
But it does insure a randy night...with myself!
Yay! Be excited with me! I wanted to share it with you...