genuinefrek

Strip Clubs vs. LARPing


So I just got in from a my friend's bachalur party ,at the Show and Tel strip club in Philadelphia, and I have to say I'm very disapointed. I love naked woman, I mean I LOVE naked woman. It's just that I'm just not impressed by strip clubs. We all paid 20 dollars and seriously I get to see sexier stuff happen at game. There were some very attractive woman there, but there are some very attractive woman at game. Woman at strip clubs are doing a job, and it's a noble task, but some of those woman have a dead look in there eyes. I can pay 5 bucks and get into most games and not only do I get to have great time with my friends, but I have lots of beautiful woman hugging and cuddling me, and I don't have to slip a dollar in there g string, although I would. There was this one stripper , she looked like someones grandmother. She was all over me, trying to get me to go in the back with her for a private dance. There is no polite way of telling a stripper to go away. Maybe I just a super nerd, but I'd much rather got to Larp, then a strip bar. What we need to do is find a game site with a brass pole and see what happens. The wet t shirt contest at Non Clave was far more arousing then anything I saw tonight, and there were girls performing sex acts on each other at one point. So the Ladies of LARP, I salute you. You rock my world......