gentlemancaller

So I just got back from the SG live show and let me tell you it was quite an experience! There were two kinda crappy bands before the girls, so I just drank my way through several vodka tonics to pass the time. Then the girls!!!! I had no idea what to expect and it was fucking awesome. They did so much cool shit. Pearl did a whole routine with this big hola hoop that was insane. Then two girls did a parody of the ear cutting off scene in resevior dogs that was just as captivating All of this and not even one nipple... they were all covered with tapes which I think in the long run made it even sexier. Everything was perfect except for the big support pole right in front of me blocking the view and........ the last dance. Once the stagehands put down a tarp I knew it was going to be bad. Then all the girls came out with whipped cream and chocolate syrup and started rubbing/spraying/licking/tanatlizing mikes fancy in so many ways. Then they turned it on the audience. Unfotunately being in the first couple rows I got the brunt of the syrup. My arm was completley covered as well as my side and pants leg and shoes. The syrup mixed with whipped cream in my hair and it was a sticky god awful mess... but well worth the wear! Also, I got to meet some really cool people from over in Essex and and introduce mercie to the papermoon diner. But now its time for me to get my 2 hours of sleep.