last night the thunderbid treated me wrong and made me sleep in and miss the bush visit (today) ... i feel like such an apathetic turd. I visited the toilet alot today.. my bowell movements exceed bush in personality and would probably of done a better job as president. So maybe i am being hard on myself (like my first b.m. was today)
top 5 ways to announce your plans to turd.
1.negotiate the release of the chocolate hostages.
2. free nelson browndella
3.drop a dirty bomb on crap-ghanistan
4.take the kids to the pool
5. stock the pond with brown trout.
top 5 books to use as toilet paper.
1.Rush limbaugh- the way things should be
2. hitler-mein kampf
3.joseph smith,brigham young,talking salamander- book of mormon.
4. the holy bible
5.whoopi goldbergs autobiography.
five bands that i would rather eat shit (uncooked) than listen to.
1.huey lewis
2.metallica
3.linkin park
4.eminem
5.ICP
five bands that i would eat poop to see.
1.ABBA
2.Ace of Base
3. carpenters
4.sir mix alot (s.w.a.s era)
5. Ghetto boys (with bushwig)
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jia:
where the hell did you get kidnapped off to muthafucka?!?!?! i must have called you a gazillion times. don't worry, you didn't miss too much though. the b-52's weren't all that great. you could hear it all throughout the fair, and visually, they were a bore. when we were pulling up to the fair, i saw eric and his friend aaron, and we gave them a lift closer up to the fair. then we lost them at the fair. anyway. i'm definitely down for drinking club. just give me a call.
jia:
how come drinking club always coincides with my star-gazing nights. tomorrow night: mission mars. shall we?
