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this is a profile update...
i have no idea what hentai and bukakke are but they must be good because i always here about crap..
one day. i shall know.
Chainsaw.. destroyed. in my mind they are japans POISON IDEA. the singer even nt by jerry o. nothng to do this weekend.. i need some ideas!!!!! input damnit!!
consuela:
no. hentai=bad. bukkake=WORSE.SO MUCH WORSE.
do a google image search if you're feeling brave. bad. no.
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last night we went on a bar marathon. the outcome.

Dantes- way to hot inside, but kareoke from hell is alright.2.5 stars (for this evening)
The tube- total hipster guys with girl haircuts, bad concept art... felt like drinking in a well conditioned smurf rectum. 1 star for effort
scooters- total g-thug bar in a irish setting.. they let us play fat boys on the...
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jia:
do you really live in Salem?
redcrayon:
wow, oregon nightlife sucks... hehe i think it's funny that the silverado got the best score.
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50 + female kareoke/bass/bongo cover bands and 2 dollar specials are a few of lifes greatest pleasures...
drink up.
ruby:
I know- I still feel ill.
puke
It makes the news and they don't even bother to say anything really about any of them.
It would have been easy to express the tragedy by letting the people know what sort of talent we just lost.
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friday (18th) the triangle (salem) shot on sight + order of the vulture.. come witness the thrash destruction.
or suck it trebek! 21+
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sometimes i have this paranoia that my days are limited and i get agorophobic. like now. discuss.
and um..yeah...blah.
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4 letters b-l-a-h. sums it up. feel free to discuss. one day i will have more testimonails than a mormon picnic...
redcrayon:
yes, us salem folk must stick together... then maybe we can survive all the blah.
-redcrayonkelly
consuela:
discuss b-l-a-h. ok. here goes:
the meaning of all existence can be found in and defined by one thing, and one thing only. here it is
xkjcbj sbgfkcshf lwlifhckunsdbcfi
oh shit, religious seizure. sorry about that, they keyboard is hard to deal with when you are having a massive muscle spasm.
maybe next time, crazyhead.
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I amgoing to be at disnneeeeeyyy laaaaannndd for 2 days. oh yeah!.. last time i was like 14 when i went and pirates was shut down.. it better be open this time or they shall all feel my wrath.. toon town will burn!!
i have a book of free drink coupons to use on the plane.. so i won't stress out about pulling a la...
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music music and more music... blah blah blah.. first press.. european presses.. color vinyl.. blah blah.. beer.. blah blah.. oh that dude used to be in that band .. blah blah.. oh that was the third album.. what were they thinking.. oh yeah.. that record sucks but it sells for alot on ebay-typical "punk show" conversation... repitition .. i love it.

essential albums of the...
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4th of july ruined by a girl.. 4th year in a row. next year i am going to have a hot date with some illegal fireworks.. and a bottle of vodka.. bought a bunch of bottle rockets and they ended up being those lame parachute ones.. i wanted some explosions damnit! skull skull skull skull skull skull
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someone better bare testament to my supreme coolness... you can all stop praying now.
consuela:
I BOW DOWN
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it is so hot here in the lovely state of aura-gone. Lots of good shows coming up. CRUCIAL fucking UNIT at murray's pizza.. time for some 50 cent pabst and some hardcore thrash... be there..that is a command!!!

i am going to start a roller posse... anyone down.
roller skates only.. no weak ass skateboards or blades.. wait.. i guess those old style scooters can...
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consuela:
hot? oregon?
are you mad?
you should be here, then you will truly know the meaning of "hot".
pshaw!!
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night train on fucking tap. ooh baby the montage is heaven on earth.. sung in the tune of that belinda carslile song,

Birthday list this year.

16 b-day drinks.
europe-final countdown single lp
2 porceline unicorns/ a unicorn dining set.
100 bucks
a unicorn felt color yourself poster.
the dwarves "how to influence people" pic disk. (it is like a re-recorded greatest hits so i...
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debrajean:
aw how cute was that