i really really really need to update but i dont want to talk about anything that we did without posting some pics so...since i was tagged by the ever wonderful minxtamer...here is 20 things about me....not neccessarily interesting but well...
1. I am allergic to anything peanut. I wont like die or anything but i will get blisters all over my mouth. some of my friends cant seem to remember this simple little fact about me and still insist on offering me things w/ peanuts. others offer things with other nutts and then go, "oh wait, you're allergic right?" nope. only peanuts.
2. i miss peanuts.
3. i dont wash my hands in public restrooms. people give me weird looks when i leave and dont wash my hands but, well, i dont wipe my ass/cunt with my bare hand, however, i am not so sure about this with others therefore i dont want to touch something that someone else, who may have, by chance, wiped their ass with their bare hands, has touched.
4. I also pull out the toilet paper a few rotations or so and throw it away before i wipe myself. and last i open, touch, shut, or shut off everything i possibly can with my feet when i am in public.
5. i dont like sharing. not with everything, only certain things. For instance, i dont like giving anyone a drag of my cigarette because it always seems i get it back all fucking wet and thats just
6. the idea of hair in my mouth makes me seriously nauseated. during sex, itll ruin everything, during dinner, i've lost my appetite...anytime, its just plain nasty.
7. i hate lying. the other day my supervisor at my new job had something on an order fucked up. she started to blame it on the guy's position i took because he was fired/quit. i let her do it and changed the subject. it drove me crazy because i know i helped him type up some of that order and i wasnt sure if the mistake was mine or his. the next day i went to her and told her that i didnt think it would be fair for me to let it all be blamed on this guy when it could possibly be my fault. she looked at me like i was crazy and laughed. she said, "my dear, dont realize its customy to blame everything on the guy that left on bad terms?"
8a. justin says that if my head wasnt connected to my body, i would lose it. its semi true. i'm pretty fucking responsible but i seem to lose my keys, glasses and phone atleast 3-4 times a week. i used to perpetually lock my keys in my car. i asked the guy at pop-a-lock if there was some sort of preferred member's card or if i could buy stock. it got so bad that the guy started recognizing me when he would show up!
8b. I get lost constantly. I fucking lose the car sometimes in parking lots. I have to constantly remind myself to make a clear mental note of exactly where i am. I have terrible navigational skills, but only in reference to close proximity, like around the block, or in the fucking house! But tell me to drive across several states with a truck driver's instructions and a map and suddenly i'm like fucking magellan! give me an interstate and i'm all over it...
9. i rub my feet together in bed or when i'm comfortable or content.
10. i'm an impeccable speller. most times i'm right on about spelling, others, i'm damn close.
11. my favorite colors are pistachio, red, black, and white. But i will only wear each a certain way. I think my favorite way is in stripes. color and white.
12. my favorite expletive, i.e. "swear-word" or "cuss-word," is "fuck." Favorite combinations of said word are, "Fuck man," "Fuck You," "Gah Fuck," "You fucking moron," (for those special traffic occasions), and "Let's Fuck."
13. Have you ever seen/been someone that could blow across the top of a glass bottle and make a great little toot? Well, i am especially good at that and i can make a bottle toot blowing from my nostril. with almost as much resonance as with my mouth.
14. i believe in a god. a very specific but not so specific one. i feel like i know my god and know myself. i am not perfect, but its okay. as long as i am a good person and have a conscience and loving heart, i'll be okay.
15. Lyric is the coolest person I know. There is nothing compared to watching her experience something for the very first time. Saturday she saw a cow, up close, like 5 feet away, for the first time ever. She knew what a cow was, but had never been around one. She didnt recognize it. She asked me "what's that big animal?" I said, "Lyric...what is it?" Then all of a sudden this cow let out a roar of a moo and lyric's eyes got as big as her face, she smiled and yelled, "A COW!" it was like she just said "holy shit its a cow!"
16. i can put my leg behind my head.
17. i can roll my tongue into three valleys.
18. sometimes i'm ignoring you. sometimes i'm ignoring everything. sometimes i'm ignoring myself.
19. I really do think Justin's the sexiest man alive.
20. i hate eating. i love food.
1. I am allergic to anything peanut. I wont like die or anything but i will get blisters all over my mouth. some of my friends cant seem to remember this simple little fact about me and still insist on offering me things w/ peanuts. others offer things with other nutts and then go, "oh wait, you're allergic right?" nope. only peanuts.
2. i miss peanuts.
3. i dont wash my hands in public restrooms. people give me weird looks when i leave and dont wash my hands but, well, i dont wipe my ass/cunt with my bare hand, however, i am not so sure about this with others therefore i dont want to touch something that someone else, who may have, by chance, wiped their ass with their bare hands, has touched.
4. I also pull out the toilet paper a few rotations or so and throw it away before i wipe myself. and last i open, touch, shut, or shut off everything i possibly can with my feet when i am in public.
5. i dont like sharing. not with everything, only certain things. For instance, i dont like giving anyone a drag of my cigarette because it always seems i get it back all fucking wet and thats just
6. the idea of hair in my mouth makes me seriously nauseated. during sex, itll ruin everything, during dinner, i've lost my appetite...anytime, its just plain nasty.
7. i hate lying. the other day my supervisor at my new job had something on an order fucked up. she started to blame it on the guy's position i took because he was fired/quit. i let her do it and changed the subject. it drove me crazy because i know i helped him type up some of that order and i wasnt sure if the mistake was mine or his. the next day i went to her and told her that i didnt think it would be fair for me to let it all be blamed on this guy when it could possibly be my fault. she looked at me like i was crazy and laughed. she said, "my dear, dont realize its customy to blame everything on the guy that left on bad terms?"
8a. justin says that if my head wasnt connected to my body, i would lose it. its semi true. i'm pretty fucking responsible but i seem to lose my keys, glasses and phone atleast 3-4 times a week. i used to perpetually lock my keys in my car. i asked the guy at pop-a-lock if there was some sort of preferred member's card or if i could buy stock. it got so bad that the guy started recognizing me when he would show up!
8b. I get lost constantly. I fucking lose the car sometimes in parking lots. I have to constantly remind myself to make a clear mental note of exactly where i am. I have terrible navigational skills, but only in reference to close proximity, like around the block, or in the fucking house! But tell me to drive across several states with a truck driver's instructions and a map and suddenly i'm like fucking magellan! give me an interstate and i'm all over it...
9. i rub my feet together in bed or when i'm comfortable or content.
10. i'm an impeccable speller. most times i'm right on about spelling, others, i'm damn close.
11. my favorite colors are pistachio, red, black, and white. But i will only wear each a certain way. I think my favorite way is in stripes. color and white.
12. my favorite expletive, i.e. "swear-word" or "cuss-word," is "fuck." Favorite combinations of said word are, "Fuck man," "Fuck You," "Gah Fuck," "You fucking moron," (for those special traffic occasions), and "Let's Fuck."
13. Have you ever seen/been someone that could blow across the top of a glass bottle and make a great little toot? Well, i am especially good at that and i can make a bottle toot blowing from my nostril. with almost as much resonance as with my mouth.
14. i believe in a god. a very specific but not so specific one. i feel like i know my god and know myself. i am not perfect, but its okay. as long as i am a good person and have a conscience and loving heart, i'll be okay.
15. Lyric is the coolest person I know. There is nothing compared to watching her experience something for the very first time. Saturday she saw a cow, up close, like 5 feet away, for the first time ever. She knew what a cow was, but had never been around one. She didnt recognize it. She asked me "what's that big animal?" I said, "Lyric...what is it?" Then all of a sudden this cow let out a roar of a moo and lyric's eyes got as big as her face, she smiled and yelled, "A COW!" it was like she just said "holy shit its a cow!"
16. i can put my leg behind my head.
17. i can roll my tongue into three valleys.
18. sometimes i'm ignoring you. sometimes i'm ignoring everything. sometimes i'm ignoring myself.
19. I really do think Justin's the sexiest man alive.
20. i hate eating. i love food.
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thanks, yeah i hope i can get discounts.. hehe...
im sure they wont care about hair, but i want to make a good impression , then ill see if they will allow hair color after!
and thanks for the words of wisdom!