You're jealous.
Yeah, that's right, I met Ron Jeremy. He was at school for a porno debate. Also note that I got that leather blindfold on my head by correctly answering an std question. The answer was Clamydia. A giant penis gave me the prize. He only tossed the goods like a foot so I couldn't catch it and it went under the stage. I can make a joke relating that situation to the fact that my moms boyfriend can't knock her up worth shit. That's too easy.
So I'm organizing Buskerfest this year, dunno if I mentioned that already. I'm getting artists to play acoustic sets all across the halls in the school to raise money for Music Matters via donations. So far I have enthusiastic but tentative acceptances from Poor Pelly and the Kent Boys, Lower Back Tatti, Tiiu Millistver, Natalie Garcia, Seann Allen Battams, and others. It's gonna be a great show. If anyone's in the Oshawa area, stop by Durham College on December 4th from 11-2pm and see some free sets and donate to Music Matters to help schools better their music programs.