It's 1:32 in the morning, and I haven't eaten dinner yet. Such is my life.
Linds burned me a copy of Nightmare Before Christmas. I
it.
Work 2 to 11 all week. Ugh.
FINALLY started getting boxes from work.
I move in 10 days and I just NOW started getting boxes.
I fail at life some times.
Now for some Texts From Last Night:
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
Linds burned me a copy of Nightmare Before Christmas. I
it.
Work 2 to 11 all week. Ugh.
FINALLY started getting boxes from work.
I move in 10 days and I just NOW started getting boxes.
I fail at life some times.
Now for some Texts From Last Night:
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
