I'm buzzed and seriously amused, thank you cheap wine and Texts From Last Night.
This cheap wine is too sweet and really gross, but it's starting to not taste like anything anymore, anyway.
If college is anything like Texts From Last Night, I'm genuinely excited. And now I'm going to go finish my bottle of wine. Hopefully there's burritos in my future.
Things that remind me of my best friend/little sister: At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP." thank you Texts From Last Night.
Drunk me thinks it's a good idea to join a sorority next fall at UC.. idkhowifeelaboutthatkaygoodnight.
This cheap wine is too sweet and really gross, but it's starting to not taste like anything anymore, anyway.
If college is anything like Texts From Last Night, I'm genuinely excited. And now I'm going to go finish my bottle of wine. Hopefully there's burritos in my future.
Things that remind me of my best friend/little sister: At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP." thank you Texts From Last Night.
Drunk me thinks it's a good idea to join a sorority next fall at UC.. idkhowifeelaboutthatkaygoodnight.