"shy and shivering-ring my bell so well. smooth and sweet and really unctuous...and our love is mushed.
and boy, i'm feeling really bruised-i keep thinking my heart is untrue...
but it keeps the man alive,
i'll take an axe to that lie when i'm moody and nude...
and your wedding night thighs kept me alive all through the good times when the passion...
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and boy, i'm feeling really bruised-i keep thinking my heart is untrue...
but it keeps the man alive,
i'll take an axe to that lie when i'm moody and nude...
and your wedding night thighs kept me alive all through the good times when the passion...
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friedbanana:
mushy! 
i'm pretty fucking awesome, but i hate my own guts.
who else do you know that makes themselves laugh until they puke?
and i kick with my legs.
to the levee!
forward march!
(inside jokes, all of it.)
i have a backzit for the 2nd time in my entire life.
i feel fucking ew.
and kinda bored.
OH YEAH! start my new job on the...
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who else do you know that makes themselves laugh until they puke?
and i kick with my legs.
to the levee!
forward march!
(inside jokes, all of it.)
i have a backzit for the 2nd time in my entire life.
i feel fucking ew.
and kinda bored.
OH YEAH! start my new job on the...
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friedbanana:
What do you mean by the ND of cats?
friedbanana:
My cats are like that too. I love cats with charachter.
I am off to drink. Have a good night.
I am off to drink. Have a good night.
what do you fear?
what drives you?
where do you want to be?
what have you got to lose?
what drives you?
where do you want to be?
what have you got to lose?
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friedbanana:
sounds like a plan....we could go somewhere closer to the freeway on the Vallejo day but I guess since you know where Time Out is, that's easier, huh?
friedbanana:
Ok. I'll emai you. We can figure out the details when we talk on or about that day, I suppose. Senseless to get to involved this far away.
go me.
got a second job.
i work hard for my money, so you better treat me right.
got a second job.
i work hard for my money, so you better treat me right.
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friedbanana:
I would SO hit that.
Yoda, I mean.
Yoda, I mean.
friedbanana:
You did it! I can see them!
Here's a medal.
Here's a medal.
pmonkeyesquire:
heck if I know how to post images. you need to have a host site and its more complex than I want to do when i have fun. Oh, but i can see em alright! 
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friedbanana:
Awesome.
We are so odd.
Awesome.
We are so odd.
oooooookkk.
kinda freaked out right now.
i took a little afternoon nap.
while i slept i had a dream.
that i was getting it on.
with Chewbacca.
CHEWBACCA.
what. the. fuck?
he had less hair, which showed of his nice physique.
and i was really enjoying it.
the physical dynamic was easier than one might imagine.
still, this is too damn strange.
he's kinda...
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kinda freaked out right now.
i took a little afternoon nap.
while i slept i had a dream.
that i was getting it on.
with Chewbacca.
CHEWBACCA.
what. the. fuck?
he had less hair, which showed of his nice physique.
and i was really enjoying it.
the physical dynamic was easier than one might imagine.
still, this is too damn strange.
he's kinda...
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friedbanana:
SW geek girl's vaginas don't look like Sarlaacs do they? 
elicit77:
I'd do Chewbacca. I don't blame you.
i am a bad, bad, bad soul today.
i have worked at Evangeline's for 9 months.
i am a manager, and have been since my 2nd month of employment. i have a co-worker (recently hired and also promoted to manager) that has personal problems with me-he feels that things should be done one way (his way) and by doing things my way i am...
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i have worked at Evangeline's for 9 months.
i am a manager, and have been since my 2nd month of employment. i have a co-worker (recently hired and also promoted to manager) that has personal problems with me-he feels that things should be done one way (his way) and by doing things my way i am...
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acidevangelist:
My most-used kitchen utensil is my Homer Simpson bottle opener.
firemoonfairy:
hahaha you got it!
No
but I will be coming out within the next month or so! When I do we must meet up!
No
but I will be coming out within the next month or so! When I do we must meet up!woke up still kinds drunk.
have to be at work in an hour.
no fun.
have to be at work in an hour.
no fun.
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vim:
*hiccup*
elicit77:
Maybe I am stalking you, that's what that Radar is for in my Journal. Maybe I'm stalking your sunglasses because I like them so much. Or maybe...... 
maybe.....uhhh....I forgot...
Or maybe...... maybe.....uhhh....I forgot...
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friedbanana:
I too claim SW dork.