it's my Noah's birthday today.
during the week our only opportunity to interact is when i drive him to the train before i go to work. our conversation went something like this.
Noah:i'm old now.
me: no you're not.
n:yes, i'm officially over the hill.
me:nonsense.
n:yes, YES, i am. I'm old, so ancient.
my bones hurt. i feel like voting. let's hit the buffet before 5:00.
me:i'm ignoring you.
n:well, you'd better talk to me soon or i'm going to start calling the shopping networks and before you know it we'll have the most vast collection of snowglobes and commemorative spoons you ever saw. that could be a soap opera-the old and the acquisitive. picture blue-haired 70-somethings beating each other with their purses over the last beanie baby.
i'd pay to see that.
he's only 26, ladies and gentlemen.
he's the best ever, my Noah.
how is everyone?
during the week our only opportunity to interact is when i drive him to the train before i go to work. our conversation went something like this.
Noah:i'm old now.
me: no you're not.
n:yes, i'm officially over the hill.
me:nonsense.
n:yes, YES, i am. I'm old, so ancient.
my bones hurt. i feel like voting. let's hit the buffet before 5:00.
me:i'm ignoring you.
n:well, you'd better talk to me soon or i'm going to start calling the shopping networks and before you know it we'll have the most vast collection of snowglobes and commemorative spoons you ever saw. that could be a soap opera-the old and the acquisitive. picture blue-haired 70-somethings beating each other with their purses over the last beanie baby.
i'd pay to see that.
he's only 26, ladies and gentlemen.
he's the best ever, my Noah.
how is everyone?
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souljerk:
Some one needs to redefine "over the hill". Think but then again I am 29.
sarcastro:
Ringing in my ear aside, shit's been pretty good lately. How 'bout you?