geeva

The Quickest Way I know Of To Lose 10 pounds in 6 days
-take on a massive project, the more money or lawyers or technical crap or scary big numbers (ect) it involves the better
-do not sleep,
-work as often as you possibly can, for hours at a time, preferably at a desk where you can get an excrutiating back and neck ache
-do not eat on a day to day basis, do to the mental stress you will not be hungry anyway,
-instead, every 2nd day, in the middle of the night, walk to the Dennys a block away from your Apartment and eat a Meat Lovers Skillet for $4.99.
*hint*if you do not have a dennys, go to the Gas Station. If no gas station, then you probably live in a small town. In this case, don't worry about a diet, you are most likley one of the best looking people there already.
-when you get tired, masterbate, then drink some coffee
and...
presto chango!
it worked for me, folks.
um. Mundane humor. Most Boring Post Ever. I think I'll sleep tonight. It feels like a fuzzy blanket is being pushed against my face, and ... I lost my peripheral vision.

I just wanna know... what the hell is a lucha?
oh, after I rest, and after my Big Work Thing tomorrow, I will respond in the journal of everyone who ever posted in mine. Ever.
Why can't I just get suicidal like everyone else when they're stressed out.
I need a sleep remedy.