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Wednesday Apr 28, 2004

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okay, so at work we have a list in the back room called "stuff we need from Walmart." its for paper towels, windex, and that sort of stuff. well, the other day i decided to liven things up a bit so i wrote "chainsaw" on the list. the next day my boss called me in the back room and, like she was talking to a 5-year old, says "now ryan, did you write 'chainsaw' on the Walmart list?" "yes, debbie i put it there, ha ha" says i. and i swear that this is a quote direct from her mouth. "now ryan, you know that we can't afford a chainsaw with our budget." HA HA HA. i fucking lost it, i was laughing so hard. i can't believe she didn't get the joke.
nyghtwish:
All places of work should provide a chainsaw. For crying out loud, it's those who serve the people that DESERVE to use the chainsaw on a customer at least once a day.
Apr 28, 2004
nyghtwish:
Awesome! We'll be working right down the street from each other! (haha, like we're old friends or something!) When do you start?
Apr 28, 2004

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