i just found an old Kid Dynamite shirt in my closet. sweet. its already worn in and its a KD shirt. that's like twice the sweetness. can't beat that.

i was at The Cellar in blacksburg this weekend, drinking, and there was this girl with huuuuuuuuuuuge fake boobs. it was kind of shocking because i've never actually seen a pair of fake tits that were so obviously fake. in person, i mean. and, of course, it was the topic of discussion for quite a while that night

also, miss silicone was doing the typical sort-of-hot-girl-with-the-ugly-friend thing. she wouldn't have been quite as ugly if she hadn't had all those marks on her from where people had been poking her with 10-foot poles.....ba da bum *crash*