geekwithaguitar

so i went to the ER today for my tounge. they said i have some sort of wierd bacterial infection in my tounge and gum tissue. they have no idea how i got it. my friend len says i got it from eating too much pussy. oh how i wish that were the case. anyway, they gave me a steroid shot in the ass to take the swelling down and they also gave me some antibiotics and some pain killers and this really fun mouthwash that makes my whole mouth numb. mmm. the only good side to all of this is that i've eaten a lot of milkshakes lately because that's about all i can get down and the cold helps my mouth feel better. if any nubile young ladies would like to come and comfort me, it would be greatly appreciated. thanks.