so my friend jimmy just recently got divorced and now he's on "pussy patrol" as he calls it. he hits on anything that doesn't have a dick. he has no standards. the other night, he was hitting on two girls that were so young they looked like they hadn't had their period yet, ya know? he's slept with 4 girls in the last 3 weeks or so. now, don't get me wrong, i like sex as much as the next guy, but that's kinda dirty. i mean, have lots of sex with 1 person, not a little sex with 3298473298 people. what a fucking man-slut.
dragonflycq:
HOLY SHIT!!!! I heard he was getting pretty bad. But damn. Cara told me some nasty rumors about him and a couple chics who shall remain nameless........ He's had it bottled up for quite some time now, so I don't doubt that this will take a while. Did he get to keep the house?