Hey everyone,
It was a big sports day today, I am just getting time to breathe here now. The Giants and Jets won, woohoo! Yes, my Jets are still doing good. I am keeping my fingers crossed though. Next week is a toughie against New Orleans. My first love is baseball though. I get that from my dad. We were both really psyched today. the Yankees clinched the east!!! YAY!!! I just wish I could afford tickets. It sucks that it is so expensive to go to a game now.
It finally started slowing down at work this week. We have been balls to the wall for a few weeks now. I have been working 11 hour days, 7 days a week. I finally got this weekend off. I wish I could say I accomplished something, but I mostly just slept in and then vegged out. I did go out to dinner tonight with some friends. Nothing special, but it was really nice just being with that old gang of mine. All 4 of us! lol
Tomorrow Kelli is taking me out to dinner, and she also promises a surprise for me. I can't wait. I hope it's something really nice. I love presents!!! lol
Does anyone know any really good dirty jokes? I just haven't heard anything really funny lately and would love to hear something really good so that I can steal it and tell it to my friends. Just a thought.
I will keep my poems short this week. Sometimes I think the short ones can be more enjoyable because it takes a lot less work to read and comprehend. Plus somedays our attention spans don't work that well. Like mine today, I have been very distracted today. Anyways, here goes
Not Again
sitting in a coffee shop
trying to think
in walks a man
who offers a drink
"no thank you" I say
and give him a smile
he walks over
asking to sit for a while
here we go again
what shall I say?
wanting nothing more
than for him to go away
"sorry", I say, "Im meeting my wife
"what a waste", he says, "you'll make me sick
"likewise" I said,
"I don't like dick"
When a man offers you a calamari ring
He offers me a calamari ring.
I hesitate...but take it anyway
believing that it's just a friendship thing.
He seems to think I'm game...to my dismay!
His tone of voice is suddenly quite gruff
as I reveal that I'm a lesbian.
Our easy friendship turns abruptly rough
and he pretends I said a thespian.
The trouble is I don't know how to act!
I have a friendly personality
but that (how can I say this with some tact)
does not mean that you get to sleep with me!
Next time he offers calamari rings
perhaps I should just throw a brick at him...
It was a big sports day today, I am just getting time to breathe here now. The Giants and Jets won, woohoo! Yes, my Jets are still doing good. I am keeping my fingers crossed though. Next week is a toughie against New Orleans. My first love is baseball though. I get that from my dad. We were both really psyched today. the Yankees clinched the east!!! YAY!!! I just wish I could afford tickets. It sucks that it is so expensive to go to a game now.
It finally started slowing down at work this week. We have been balls to the wall for a few weeks now. I have been working 11 hour days, 7 days a week. I finally got this weekend off. I wish I could say I accomplished something, but I mostly just slept in and then vegged out. I did go out to dinner tonight with some friends. Nothing special, but it was really nice just being with that old gang of mine. All 4 of us! lol
Tomorrow Kelli is taking me out to dinner, and she also promises a surprise for me. I can't wait. I hope it's something really nice. I love presents!!! lol
Does anyone know any really good dirty jokes? I just haven't heard anything really funny lately and would love to hear something really good so that I can steal it and tell it to my friends. Just a thought.
I will keep my poems short this week. Sometimes I think the short ones can be more enjoyable because it takes a lot less work to read and comprehend. Plus somedays our attention spans don't work that well. Like mine today, I have been very distracted today. Anyways, here goes
Not Again
sitting in a coffee shop
trying to think
in walks a man
who offers a drink
"no thank you" I say
and give him a smile
he walks over
asking to sit for a while
here we go again
what shall I say?
wanting nothing more
than for him to go away
"sorry", I say, "Im meeting my wife
"what a waste", he says, "you'll make me sick
"likewise" I said,
"I don't like dick"
When a man offers you a calamari ring
He offers me a calamari ring.
I hesitate...but take it anyway
believing that it's just a friendship thing.
He seems to think I'm game...to my dismay!
His tone of voice is suddenly quite gruff
as I reveal that I'm a lesbian.
Our easy friendship turns abruptly rough
and he pretends I said a thespian.
The trouble is I don't know how to act!
I have a friendly personality
but that (how can I say this with some tact)
does not mean that you get to sleep with me!
Next time he offers calamari rings
perhaps I should just throw a brick at him...
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for the first time in years i'm hyped up about the jets. these past 2 weeks have been the loudest games i've ever attended, and i've had season tix for 7 years! so much fun!
did you get your living situation all fixed?
Hey girl, that's some 'sweet ass' birthday cake we have for you... teehee.