Hey everyone,
I decided to take a break from my chores and come online for a bit. I have been pumping my resume out all day today, and cleaning when I need a break. The Salvation Army will be very pleased with me. I have 2 bags of clothes I will be donating. I need to make some closet space and I may have gotten carried away. LOL Plus I have decided to donate all of my VHS tapes (not the porn ones!) and my old printer. Now I just have to lug all this stuff out to my car.
I did get a job offer last week, but I think they are going to rescind it. It was with a religious organization, and I think that they may have come to realize that I am gay. I guess they figure that will make me do my job bad, or maybe I will try to recruit them. You know how us queers are! We are always looking to make other people gay! Such a load of crap I swear! What the heck does my sexuality have to do with how I can do a job??? Maybe that's why I haven't been to church in a while.
Ok, sorry about that. It just pisses me off sometimes.
On a good note, I do have a 3rd interview on Monday with one of the colleges around here. I think it is just coming down to salary, but if I get it I will officially be an IT Geek!!! Yay!!! lol Wish me luck!
No football this weekend. I am having withdrawals!!! But I just keep telling myself that the Super Bowl is next week. And that it is only 18 days until pitchers and catchers!!!! Yes, I am a baseball junkie!!! I love baseball and all of the rivalries!! And I love my Yankees!!!
lol
I hope everyone has had a great week. Being that my mood has been a little sour lately - due to the job offer being taken back, I have decided to post some of my bitchy poetry this week. It's not meant to be offensive, but it does reveal some feelings that pop up sometimes. I promise to be more cheerful next week. I hope you like these two.
Not Again
sitting in a coffee shop
trying to think
in walks a man
who offers a drink
"no thank you" I say
and give him a smile
he walks over
asking to sit for a while
here we go again
what shall I say?
wanting nothing more
than for him to go away
"sorry", I say, "Im meeting my wife
"what a waste", he says, "you all make me sick
"likewise" I said,
"I don't like dick"
When a man offers you a calamari ring
He offers me a calamari ring.
I hesitate...but take it anyway
believing that it's just a friendship thing.
He seems to think I'm game...to my dismay!
His tone of voice is suddenly quite gruff
as I reveal that I'm a lesbian.
Our easy friendship turns abruptly rough
and he pretends I said a thespian.
The trouble is I don't know how to act!
I have a friendly personality
but that (how can I say this with some tact)
does not mean that you get to sleep with me!
Next time he offers calamari rings
perhaps I should just throw a brick at him...
I decided to take a break from my chores and come online for a bit. I have been pumping my resume out all day today, and cleaning when I need a break. The Salvation Army will be very pleased with me. I have 2 bags of clothes I will be donating. I need to make some closet space and I may have gotten carried away. LOL Plus I have decided to donate all of my VHS tapes (not the porn ones!) and my old printer. Now I just have to lug all this stuff out to my car.
I did get a job offer last week, but I think they are going to rescind it. It was with a religious organization, and I think that they may have come to realize that I am gay. I guess they figure that will make me do my job bad, or maybe I will try to recruit them. You know how us queers are! We are always looking to make other people gay! Such a load of crap I swear! What the heck does my sexuality have to do with how I can do a job??? Maybe that's why I haven't been to church in a while.
Ok, sorry about that. It just pisses me off sometimes.
On a good note, I do have a 3rd interview on Monday with one of the colleges around here. I think it is just coming down to salary, but if I get it I will officially be an IT Geek!!! Yay!!! lol Wish me luck!
No football this weekend. I am having withdrawals!!! But I just keep telling myself that the Super Bowl is next week. And that it is only 18 days until pitchers and catchers!!!! Yes, I am a baseball junkie!!! I love baseball and all of the rivalries!! And I love my Yankees!!!
lol
I hope everyone has had a great week. Being that my mood has been a little sour lately - due to the job offer being taken back, I have decided to post some of my bitchy poetry this week. It's not meant to be offensive, but it does reveal some feelings that pop up sometimes. I promise to be more cheerful next week. I hope you like these two.
Not Again
sitting in a coffee shop
trying to think
in walks a man
who offers a drink
"no thank you" I say
and give him a smile
he walks over
asking to sit for a while
here we go again
what shall I say?
wanting nothing more
than for him to go away
"sorry", I say, "Im meeting my wife
"what a waste", he says, "you all make me sick
"likewise" I said,
"I don't like dick"
When a man offers you a calamari ring
He offers me a calamari ring.
I hesitate...but take it anyway
believing that it's just a friendship thing.
He seems to think I'm game...to my dismay!
His tone of voice is suddenly quite gruff
as I reveal that I'm a lesbian.
Our easy friendship turns abruptly rough
and he pretends I said a thespian.
The trouble is I don't know how to act!
I have a friendly personality
but that (how can I say this with some tact)
does not mean that you get to sleep with me!
Next time he offers calamari rings
perhaps I should just throw a brick at him...
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It would be bullshit for them to yank the job offer for that reason.
Fuck your Yankees.