Hey all!
How is everyone doing? I decided to write today, as opposed to tomorrow, which is what I think I normally do. I have plans for this evening that will run well into tomorrow, so I am not sure if I will have the energy to write tomorrow. Kelly decided to give me another birthday present. So tonight we are going out to dinner and then to the ballet at MASS MoCA over in North Adams. Yeppers! I am going to the ballet dahlings! LOL We are going to see "Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo". I have never been to the ballet so I have no idea what to expect. All I know is that I have been told to dress very nicely! lol
We will be spending the night at a quaint (so I am told) B&B called the 1896 House in Williamstown, Ma. The foliage should be near peak, so we are planning to do a little leaf peeping tomorrow. I will be bringing my camera along for the trip. I am so psyched. I think that this is o awesome that she did this for me. I think it's going to be so romantic, just the 2 of us. Plus we get to dress up and go out in public! lol
Thank you to all that have posted your nice comments on my latest photo set posting. As an extra treat I also posted some short videos of the actual shoot on my page. Go and check them out if you's like. And leave lots of comments and tags!!! lol Sorry, I haven't whored for comments in a while.
I am thinking about letting my hair grow longer again. Not real long, but past my shoulders a bit. Let me know what you think.
This weeks poems are going to be a little different. At least for me. I tried a different style, more of a story telling approach. I'm not sure if that is what it is called, but I hope you figure out what I mean. I will also be posting a couple of photos at the end. One is my muse, where I go for inspiration. The other is a photo that I have been asked to post. I had sent it to someone and they said I should, but I can't find the right group or topic to post it in, so I will post it here. It's just something silly that I can do.
Well, I hope everyone has a great weekend! I hope I do too!!! I think I might get lucky tonight!!! LMAO!
Dear Daughter
Honey, tell your friend Mindy you'll talk to her later.
All right, Cindy then. Honey---I don't care if she's Jackie Kennedy, tell her you'll talk to her later!
Why does everything have to be like pulling teeth with you?
Honey, is she the girl whose parents are divorced? I see.
Darling, I wish you wouldn't spend so much time with her. What? Oh, I don't know, aren't there any other girls you like at school? What about Ethel Lipschitz?
Well, fine. She seems nice to me. You girls nowadays put so much emphasis on things that really aren't important. By the way, I wish you'd let me help you with your hair. It looked so much nicer before.
Well, pardon me. I'm only your mother; I realize that doesn't seem to count for much with you. I only brought you into this world. Excuse me for caring about you.
Well, honey, nothing is wrong with Mindy. Er, Cindy. Except, well, dear, she just doesn't seem very.... feminine.
Don't roll your eyes at me, young lady. As long as you're living under my roof, I think I have a right to know a few things.
You know, sweetheart, I ran into Millie at the grocery store yesterday and she had her son Randy with her. He's turned out to be a very handsome, polite young man, I think. Do the two of you ever talk, or--
He does not suck . Why does everything have to suck with you? With an attitude like that, it's no wonder you don't have a boyfriend when your sister had already met Brad by eleventh grade. Don't slouch; you'll have a hunchback before you're thirty.
Why don't you ever wear that pretty pink dress Aunt Ruthie gave you for your birthday? With a little effort, you could--
It is NOT hideous. Why on earth do you walk around looking like you just left the combat zone, when you have all these beautiful clothes in your closet that you never wear?
Well, I am not finding fault with you, I just want you to be happy.
Don't put your headphones on when I'm talking to you, young lady. Maybe you'd rather listen to ...what is this....Tatu...than your own mother.
What did you say? Let me tell you something, Miss Smarty, you may not think I know anything, but--
Honey, what's that on your shirt? IMRU? Sweetie, is that a university?
Poem
I am alone
Writing this poem
Away from home
My alone
Poem.
______________________________________
Dear GeekSusie,
What drivel. I mean really, this is some of the weakest, most retarded doggerel I have ever read. Please give up writing poetry immediately and forever. Become an accountant. Drive a bus. Anything, just, for the love of god, woman, never write another line. Do this for mankind.
I mean, are you some chronic patient forgotten on a back ward, vacantly stabbing a finger at the keys of the laptop you stole from the nurse's station? Please press the button on the pager you undoubtedly wear at all times around your neck. Tell whomever responds that it is time for your electro-shock treatment.
Let's examine this tripe...
"I am alone". Wonderful start, Shakespeare, you are probably alone because your previous "poems" have scattered everyone who ever came near enough for you to grab by the sleeve and compel them to read your demented slop.
I would analyze the rest, but have developed a crippling migraine from simply considering it.
If you have any pens, pencils, crayons, or markers of any kind, please destroy them. If you are using a computer or other electronic device, please hurl it out the window, and then follow with yourself.
God, what awful shit!
(signed)
Your friend,
X
How is everyone doing? I decided to write today, as opposed to tomorrow, which is what I think I normally do. I have plans for this evening that will run well into tomorrow, so I am not sure if I will have the energy to write tomorrow. Kelly decided to give me another birthday present. So tonight we are going out to dinner and then to the ballet at MASS MoCA over in North Adams. Yeppers! I am going to the ballet dahlings! LOL We are going to see "Les Ballets Trockadero de Monte Carlo". I have never been to the ballet so I have no idea what to expect. All I know is that I have been told to dress very nicely! lol
We will be spending the night at a quaint (so I am told) B&B called the 1896 House in Williamstown, Ma. The foliage should be near peak, so we are planning to do a little leaf peeping tomorrow. I will be bringing my camera along for the trip. I am so psyched. I think that this is o awesome that she did this for me. I think it's going to be so romantic, just the 2 of us. Plus we get to dress up and go out in public! lol
Thank you to all that have posted your nice comments on my latest photo set posting. As an extra treat I also posted some short videos of the actual shoot on my page. Go and check them out if you's like. And leave lots of comments and tags!!! lol Sorry, I haven't whored for comments in a while.
I am thinking about letting my hair grow longer again. Not real long, but past my shoulders a bit. Let me know what you think.
This weeks poems are going to be a little different. At least for me. I tried a different style, more of a story telling approach. I'm not sure if that is what it is called, but I hope you figure out what I mean. I will also be posting a couple of photos at the end. One is my muse, where I go for inspiration. The other is a photo that I have been asked to post. I had sent it to someone and they said I should, but I can't find the right group or topic to post it in, so I will post it here. It's just something silly that I can do.
Well, I hope everyone has a great weekend! I hope I do too!!! I think I might get lucky tonight!!! LMAO!
Dear Daughter
Honey, tell your friend Mindy you'll talk to her later.
All right, Cindy then. Honey---I don't care if she's Jackie Kennedy, tell her you'll talk to her later!
Why does everything have to be like pulling teeth with you?
Honey, is she the girl whose parents are divorced? I see.
Darling, I wish you wouldn't spend so much time with her. What? Oh, I don't know, aren't there any other girls you like at school? What about Ethel Lipschitz?
Well, fine. She seems nice to me. You girls nowadays put so much emphasis on things that really aren't important. By the way, I wish you'd let me help you with your hair. It looked so much nicer before.
Well, pardon me. I'm only your mother; I realize that doesn't seem to count for much with you. I only brought you into this world. Excuse me for caring about you.
Well, honey, nothing is wrong with Mindy. Er, Cindy. Except, well, dear, she just doesn't seem very.... feminine.
Don't roll your eyes at me, young lady. As long as you're living under my roof, I think I have a right to know a few things.
You know, sweetheart, I ran into Millie at the grocery store yesterday and she had her son Randy with her. He's turned out to be a very handsome, polite young man, I think. Do the two of you ever talk, or--
He does not suck . Why does everything have to suck with you? With an attitude like that, it's no wonder you don't have a boyfriend when your sister had already met Brad by eleventh grade. Don't slouch; you'll have a hunchback before you're thirty.
Why don't you ever wear that pretty pink dress Aunt Ruthie gave you for your birthday? With a little effort, you could--
It is NOT hideous. Why on earth do you walk around looking like you just left the combat zone, when you have all these beautiful clothes in your closet that you never wear?
Well, I am not finding fault with you, I just want you to be happy.
Don't put your headphones on when I'm talking to you, young lady. Maybe you'd rather listen to ...what is this....Tatu...than your own mother.
What did you say? Let me tell you something, Miss Smarty, you may not think I know anything, but--
Honey, what's that on your shirt? IMRU? Sweetie, is that a university?
Poem
I am alone
Writing this poem
Away from home
My alone
Poem.
______________________________________
Dear GeekSusie,
What drivel. I mean really, this is some of the weakest, most retarded doggerel I have ever read. Please give up writing poetry immediately and forever. Become an accountant. Drive a bus. Anything, just, for the love of god, woman, never write another line. Do this for mankind.
I mean, are you some chronic patient forgotten on a back ward, vacantly stabbing a finger at the keys of the laptop you stole from the nurse's station? Please press the button on the pager you undoubtedly wear at all times around your neck. Tell whomever responds that it is time for your electro-shock treatment.
Let's examine this tripe...
"I am alone". Wonderful start, Shakespeare, you are probably alone because your previous "poems" have scattered everyone who ever came near enough for you to grab by the sleeve and compel them to read your demented slop.
I would analyze the rest, but have developed a crippling migraine from simply considering it.
If you have any pens, pencils, crayons, or markers of any kind, please destroy them. If you are using a computer or other electronic device, please hurl it out the window, and then follow with yourself.
God, what awful shit!
(signed)
Your friend,
X
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