I dress like a hobo at work...

This might sound silly, but seriously, it gets me down. I wear the same crap shoes, jeans, tatty jacket and worn-out hoodie (which I can't remember when I last washed) every day, just because it's easy to. And a hat, 'cause the overhead lights are too glarey. It's always too cold (hence the jacket), my chair is stupid 'cause we have hardwood floors and it rolls all over the place and I can't get comfortable. I have, and my colleges agree with me, the worst desk in the office, and some times I just have to pick my nose 'cause the air conditioning makes the air so dry my snot gets all crusty. I don't bother to shave very often, I don't comb, brush or even wash my hair anymore (I do, however, put deodorant on every day. I'm not quite that far down the spiral). I spill crumbs and shit in my keyboard which I can't be bothered to clean, I leave coffee cups everywhere. I can't take this job seriously at all.