I'd like to start off by giving a great big apology to everyone that was expecting me at the SGPDX White Elephant Christmas Party, and to everyone else who missed out on the supreme pleasure of finally meeting me in person. There was a last minute emergency and I couldn't let a good friend down.
I really don't have much else to say right now, so we'll move on to this week's main attraction. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the worlds shortest faerie tale:
"Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after."
In other news, I will most definitely be attending Embers this Wednesday night. Any of my devoted admirers may see me there between the hours of 10:00pm and 2:00am. I expect to see a few new faces this week. Of course, you know what they say about that - "Expectation leads to disappointment."
And in conclusion, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does a bear still wipe his ass with a rabbit? Thank you, and goodnight.
I really don't have much else to say right now, so we'll move on to this week's main attraction. Ladies and gentlemen, I present you with the worlds shortest faerie tale:
"Once upon a time, they lived happily ever after."
In other news, I will most definitely be attending Embers this Wednesday night. Any of my devoted admirers may see me there between the hours of 10:00pm and 2:00am. I expect to see a few new faces this week. Of course, you know what they say about that - "Expectation leads to disappointment."
And in conclusion, if a tree falls in the forest and no one is around to hear it, does a bear still wipe his ass with a rabbit? Thank you, and goodnight.
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