MORBID SURVEY
{1} Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Everytime.
{2} If you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Hell, yeah!
{3} If forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Vitamin C.
{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}
{4} Shot or stabbed?
Shot with a BB gun or stabbed with a toothpick, I don't care.
{5} Asphixiated or exsanguinated?
Exsanguinated.
{6} Drowned or buried alive?
Drowned.
{7} Killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Head trauma.
{8} Poisoned or overdosed?
Technically, they're the same thing.
{9} Killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Fleash-eating virus sounds cool.
{10} Out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
Cannibalism.
{11} Which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Rosie O'Donnell.
{12} Killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
Still dead, but I would haunt the person who killed me on purpose.
{13} Killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
Hitman, of course.
{14} Killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Plane crash would be fun.
{15} Killed in your home or away from home?
Away from home, unless it's the hit man -- I'd have the drop on 'em here.
{16} Killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
In my sleep; TV is painful enough already.
{17} Killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Someone I knew.
{RANDOM...}
{18} What do you want done with your body when you die?
I want to be cremated, but I want my skull (and maybe also one femur and one humerus) to go to my daughter.
{19} You're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
I wouldn't be caught dead in a church! A scenic place in the woods sounds nice.
{20} What song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Drinking songs.
{21} What outfit would you like to be buried in?
See #18, but maybe some black velvet.
{22} Who do you want to give your eulogy?
George W.
{23} Any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
Nothing comes to mind.
{24} Would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Either way, I'll be back.
{25} Would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
We all die alone.
{1} Do you ever see garbage bags on the side of the highway and wonder if there are body parts inside?
Everytime.
{2} If you ever got the chance to practice cannibalism, would you?
Hell, yeah!
{3} If forced to overdose on a drug, which one would you choose?
Vitamin C.
{WOULD YOU RATHER BE...}
{4} Shot or stabbed?
Shot with a BB gun or stabbed with a toothpick, I don't care.
{5} Asphixiated or exsanguinated?
Exsanguinated.
{6} Drowned or buried alive?
Drowned.
{7} Killed by blunt-force trauma to the head or crushed to death?
Head trauma.
{8} Poisoned or overdosed?
Technically, they're the same thing.
{9} Killed by a flesh-melting virus or by rats or ants slowly pecking at you?
Fleash-eating virus sounds cool.
{10} Out of all the above choices, which one do you like best?
Cannibalism.
{11} Which is the worst way to die in your opinion?
Rosie O'Donnell.
{12} Killed (by a person) intentionally, or by accident?
Still dead, but I would haunt the person who killed me on purpose.
{13} Killed by a serial killer (for pleasure) or a hitman (for profit)?
Hitman, of course.
{14} Killed in a car crash or a plane crash?
Plane crash would be fun.
{15} Killed in your home or away from home?
Away from home, unless it's the hit man -- I'd have the drop on 'em here.
{16} Killed in your sleep or while watching TV?
In my sleep; TV is painful enough already.
{17} Killed by someone who knew you, a stalker, or a complete stranger?
Someone I knew.
{RANDOM...}
{18} What do you want done with your body when you die?
I want to be cremated, but I want my skull (and maybe also one femur and one humerus) to go to my daughter.
{19} You're forced to have your funeral at a place OTHER than a church - where would you choose?
I wouldn't be caught dead in a church! A scenic place in the woods sounds nice.
{20} What song/s would you want played at your funeral?
Drinking songs.
{21} What outfit would you like to be buried in?
See #18, but maybe some black velvet.
{22} Who do you want to give your eulogy?
George W.
{23} Any other specifics about your funeral you'd like to share?
Nothing comes to mind.
{24} Would you rather be forgotten about when you die, or remembered but hated?
Either way, I'll be back.
{25} Would you rather die alone, or die loved but leave a heartbroken mate behind?
We all die alone.
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waldo_jeffers:
Greetings! 
tripleg:
Yes, mine is the bushmaster. I am not sure about the barrel and flash supressor, but the barrel is exactly the same as the one on my army weapon. the flash suppressor is something different, but I am going to have chaged out to a threaded model so it can accept a silencer.