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gaz123

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Friday Aug 24, 2007

Aug 24, 2007
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Anyone wanna hear some really crap jokes?

Yeah, I know they're awful but what the hell, they made me smile smile

What's green, got 4 legs and if it fell on you from a tree, it would hurt? A Pool Table!
What does Tesco stand for? Unbeatable quality at low low prices!
What's green and sings in your garden? Elvis Parsley!
If women with big boobs work at Hooters, where do women with one leg work? ihop!


ELVIS PARSLEY!!!!!! *lmfao* That kills me even when I read it back smile
VIEW 3 of 3 COMMENTS
katya:
i like that version better! biggrin
Aug 25, 2007
coleen:
LAME! Oh my God, so lame! But funny that you put them up there...oh boy, lol.
Aug 27, 2007

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