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aarrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

uh oh

i hve a problem

so,
how better to avoid work than to post pointless blogs on sg when i am a little bit drunk.
its been a long hard day. i'm so sick of paying attention. i'm not sure if anything i did today went in. i cant even remember this morning. i know it was terrible, i'm still recovering. the bus journey is so traumatic. i think im...
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i feel.. blah...

okay, feeling slighter calmer now.

fucking boring as day, and even more boring evening sat using this stupid laptop so long i think its near dead and has reached approximately 100000 degrees in heat.

now i'm househunting.

anyone live in norwich and wanna live with meeeeeeeeeee?

FUCKS SAKE.

i have no money, i have no way of getting any money because i have a stupid fucking monster arm. and my bank wont give me any money because VIKING ESTATE AGENTS ARE CUNTS AND RUINED MY CREDIT RATING THROUGH SHEER INCOMPETENCE BECAUSE THEY ARE CUNTS. arrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhh

my oven is broken and my garden looks like a forest and my landlord doesnt care....
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i need to go on a crash diet before a wedding reception. eek. i feel fat

i also feel empty, horribly horribly empty.

and i cant stop thinking about sex.

and my arm is fucking monsterous.

Can I describe what it's like
To have sex with the lights on?
And would ya feel right if I did ya tonight?
And put the bite on?

All this and more little girl
How bout on the floor little girl
No time to implore ya girl
I'm just a dead boy
You know that I'm just a dead boy
I wanna be a dead...
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