gasmaskboy

LOL I am a fucking idiot....

I was fuckin around with my butterfly knife....

not my old dull one my nice sharp stainless steel one that's heavy as fuck...

so I do this weird reversed grip thing so the blade is facing me... then I turn it back around and fuck up....

and so I accidently grab the blade... so I freak and drop the knife....

I look at my hand... I'm fine...

and I'm like " WHoa... I almost fucked myself up."

so I keep spinning the knife around and I'm like wheeeeeeeee.....

and then I stop.... and look at it for a sec.... and I look down and there's blood all over my hand.....

LOL....

I fucking slit this tiny tiny tiny slice in my pinky.....

now after grabbing the blade my middle finger hurt, and it didn't cut at all...

now my pinky didn't hurt, but was bleeding everywhere with this paper cut like slice....

I am a friggin stupid bastard...

but it made me laugh.

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