HOLY FUCK! Have I got a story to tell....So, this girl at work has been constantly trying to get with me for the past few months. She's hot, no doubt, but I have played it cool for the most part. I finally let her get to me a little. We've hung out a couple times at the bar...whatever. Friday she was supposed to come over and hang out. She bullshitted ha. So tonight I met her at the bar, we proceeded to get drunk, flirtation and groping ensued needless to say. Her friend, at some point, tells me she's not only still with her boyfriend who she had supposedly broken up with, but they are engaged! 
So I was like fuck that...Anyway, I went to eat after the bar with her and her friend. She is drunk, doesn't feel good....so I help her to her car so she can lay down while we finish eating. We come out, she's in no shape to drive. So, we try to get her in my car so I can take them to her friend's house. She will not get the fuck up! A couple guys we know pull up and the other girl is like "I have to go, my boyfriend has to deliver papers at 2:30 and I have to be there with the baby." She bails. It's just me, stuck there with this drunk-ass in the damn parking lot. I have to call her fucking fiance, explain who I am, (leaving out some details of course lol) get him to come get her, follow him to his house, then take him back to get his car. All the while he's asking me details about what she was doing, if any guys were trying to get with her, etc. In my mind I'm like "dude my hands were on her ass all night." hahaha 
What the fuck!? That's it! All you women are fucking crazy! 
HAHA! It's 4:20am and my roommate's alarm clock just went off because he has to go to work. Guess things could be worse. Sucks for him!
Edit: And, in addition to the craziness, my boss-lady, who is awesome, and gave me a job the same day my other place of employment closed down, was wheeled out of the restaurant on a stretcher tonight by the paramedics. She's ok apparently. She is diabetic and doesn't take insulin or monitor her diet at all really and I guess her blood pressure shot up or something. She's crazy! But, I'm happy that she is going to be alright.
It kinda freaked me out when it happened. I was really worried. 
So I was like fuck that...Anyway, I went to eat after the bar with her and her friend. She is drunk, doesn't feel good....so I help her to her car so she can lay down while we finish eating. We come out, she's in no shape to drive. So, we try to get her in my car so I can take them to her friend's house. She will not get the fuck up! A couple guys we know pull up and the other girl is like "I have to go, my boyfriend has to deliver papers at 2:30 and I have to be there with the baby." She bails. It's just me, stuck there with this drunk-ass in the damn parking lot. I have to call her fucking fiance, explain who I am, (leaving out some details of course lol) get him to come get her, follow him to his house, then take him back to get his car. All the while he's asking me details about what she was doing, if any guys were trying to get with her, etc. In my mind I'm like "dude my hands were on her ass all night." hahaha What the fuck!? That's it! All you women are fucking crazy! HAHA! It's 4:20am and my roommate's alarm clock just went off because he has to go to work. Guess things could be worse. Sucks for him!
Edit: And, in addition to the craziness, my boss-lady, who is awesome, and gave me a job the same day my other place of employment closed down, was wheeled out of the restaurant on a stretcher tonight by the paramedics. She's ok apparently. She is diabetic and doesn't take insulin or monitor her diet at all really and I guess her blood pressure shot up or something. She's crazy! But, I'm happy that she is going to be alright.
It kinda freaked me out when it happened. I was really worried. VIEW 4 of 4 COMMENTS
what a story!!