This is Marilyn Manson, antichrist superstar.
Yeah, he did a sweet cover of Personal Jesus. Check it out if you can find it.
This is Dita Von Teese.
She's great. She's beautiful, she's a fetish model, she's amazing.
This is Dita Von Teese's ass.
This is Marilyn Manson and Dita Von Teese together.
Aww, they look so happy together! I would be too if I was smashin that on the regular, damn. Notice how pervy Marilyn looks. Not even like "I'm one with the dark lord" but like "Keep me away from your children." So, they get married, goats blood is spilt, the electric slide is danced and they live happily ever after right?
Fuck no.
Who could possibly break up this dark evil power couple? Who could possibly come between two icons of the ironic? Who? What? Where? When? Why? Don't!
Even Rachel Wood.
Who?
The chick from "Pretty Persuasion".
Who?
The chick from "Thirteen."
The hot one?
No, the other one.
Oh, that Evan Rachel Wood.
In her defense, she's 19 and she looks great (in this picture), but with all due respect, she's no Dita Von Teese. Not in a longshot. I'm sure if she dyed her hair black she'd look great but theres nothing visually striking about her. She looks like she could be working at any PacSun in the tristate area. She's beautiful thought and I think she's a great actress. This article isn't about bashing anybody. It's about how Marilyn Manson must be insane for breaking up his marriage for Wood.
It gets better. She's all up in the new Manson video, which reminds me of Lolita because Manson is 38 and Wood is 19. I hope when I'm 38 I can still pull in girls half my age. The video has caused a stir because there's this steamy sex scene where Manson is like, choking Wood and squeezing her boobs. It's hot in a weird way. Watching Manson kiss is like watching a dog chowing down on some Alpo. Holler.
Peep the video. See for yourself.
[YOUTUBE]http://www.youtube.com/v/14FxS5x8oFw[/YOUTUBE]
What does Dita Von Teese have to say about this? She told the Toronto Star "I have not seen it. I know a lot of people are shocked by it and think I should be shocked but he has put every one of his girlfriends in his videos so it doesn't come as any surprise to me. I was in three videos. Rose McGowan was in two videos."
Why are people so shocked by this? I remember when he was running around with tits.
Oh yeah, it's very nice that all this fucking drama is set to music.
Manson's new album Eat Me, Drink Me drops on June 5th. Lets hope it doesn't suck.
Oh, one more thing. I found this picture.
Holler.
But you know like 5 SGs were in that video too, right?
Name dropping should be happening but I'm lazy. Check Vanessa's blog, She was in it, and she lists the other fine ladies.
BTW Love Dita. Class act. I really like that about her. Beautiful but humble, sexy but classy. Phew. Perfect women. Smart, eloquent, well spoken... Should I go on?