garnet

My friend just wrote to tell me that someone gave her a friggin TARANTULA for a Secret Santa gift. Her helpful hints were "Okay. I know I"m the resident token goth kid on this board, so feel free to run with that. I really do like vampires and ghosts and skeletons and bats and spiders and things..." I guess someone took her seriously - that ROCKS.

I challenge you to relate a weirder Xmas gift than that! (Must have actually been given.)