Okay so noone wants to admit they know... I'm still gonna laugh at the ridiculous mark-up you're paying tho.
It's almost 6 weeks and my birthday danish still hasn't arrived. I SAID FedEx, but did he listen? Noooooo...
So it'll probably arrive here with mold growing on it and stains seeping out of the box and there's going to be some emergency evacuation because a suspicous potentially 'thraxed package comes in, containing my funked up danish. 
Maybe I could use it as a weapon against my stalker. Should have thought of that when we got rid of the 4 day thawed turkey. 
Actually he's left me alone for the past 48 hours, thank god... I'm really hoping this is the end and not the beginning of worse and weirder. I'm honestly more worried about getting myself in trouble, tho, if he keeps bothering me and for whatever reason I'm in a position to kick his gimpy ass.
It's almost 6 weeks and my birthday danish still hasn't arrived. I SAID FedEx, but did he listen? Noooooo...
So it'll probably arrive here with mold growing on it and stains seeping out of the box and there's going to be some emergency evacuation because a suspicous potentially 'thraxed package comes in, containing my funked up danish. Maybe I could use it as a weapon against my stalker. Should have thought of that when we got rid of the 4 day thawed turkey.
Actually he's left me alone for the past 48 hours, thank god... I'm really hoping this is the end and not the beginning of worse and weirder. I'm honestly more worried about getting myself in trouble, tho, if he keeps bothering me and for whatever reason I'm in a position to kick his gimpy ass.
For some reason I just thought of Jack and the Beanstalk.
Now I want to buy childrens books ..again.
i loves you more than evar now!!