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Sri Lanka

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Thursday Oct 30, 2003

Oct 30, 2003
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Ahright, next time anyone asks me if I want to go to dineer theater, PLEASE remind me that I could have a much more enjoyable evening watching mosquitos breed or shoving coat hangers into my eye sockets. ARRRRRRRRRGGGHGHGHGHH!!!!!!
mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad mad
puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke puke

On the plus side tho, I found out I'm getting an all expense paid trip to Singapore for about five days on account of I have get medi-vaced there to have some giant elephant needles stuck in me while I'm there. Don't EVEN fucking ask cuz I'm NOT going into it, but it's nothing serious. Just think of it as the most sado-masochistic time-share pitch you've EVER heard of.
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edc:
Oooh, elephant needles. Have fun and take lots of pics.

edc
Oct 30, 2003
lv:
Happy birthday, sweetheart! kiss
Nov 3, 2003

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